Remember that time Prince slayed the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Prince really liked Finding Nemo.
Prince's religious side.
It's a purple world.
APD responds to noise complaint then plays football with neighbor kids.
Kids, you don't need a theme to your beer pong games, especially not this Nazis vs Jews theme—very tired.
Are you more of a legs fish or an assfish?
What better day to discuss drugs than on 4/20, cool job UN.
When a joke goes too far and now you have a cat working for you. It's happened to all of us, right?
Clinton's campaign chairman really wants the juicy deets on all alien information the government is concealing. The truth is out there.
Jump Around no more, Mr. Trump.
Teleporting soldiers, what will they think of next?
Canadian supersoldier James “Logan” Howlett's records have been released by Library and Archives Canada.
Need some home insurance for the next four years in case your candidate loses the presidential election? Esurance will cover you.
Running late for a movie and don't want to miss a thing? Give this number a call and an agent will tell you everything that's happening.
Finally, you can recycle used condoms.
Forget Google Glass, try Google Plastic!
“Younger generations aren't narcissistic, you're just old and mad at them.” Adam Conover lays down some truths.
Why so sad, Ben?
This is so embarrassing. I don't know how to tell you this, but you've been singing “MMMBop” all wrong.
Knife bra, here to protect and serve.
Rock your baby to sleep with some Rihanna lullabies.
Did you remember to return that rental VHS 14 years ago? This guy didn't, and got arrested for it.
Baby showers for dads are on the rise. Sure, why not.
Another way to patronize women in the workplace.
Opera singer surprises with “Highway to Hell.” Sign me up.
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