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Oh, wow-o!

Saturday, May 7: Cinco de Mayo Folk Art and Music Festival

Featuring over 35 local artists, music by Alpha Blue and Mariachi Amor Eternal, and Wild Fiesta Apron Contest hosted by Cherie and Pamela Montoya.

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The Daily Word in Prince

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Last night, broadway celebrated Prince.

Remember that time Prince slayed the Super Bowl Halftime Show?

Prince really liked Finding Nemo.

Prince's religious side.

What made Prince, Prince?

It's a purple world.

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The Daily Word in Alcoholocaust, Area 51 and APD

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APD responds to noise complaint then plays football with neighbor kids.

Kids, you don't need a theme to your beer pong games, especially not this Nazis vs Jews theme—very tired.

Are you more of a legs fish or an assfish?

What better day to discuss drugs than on 4/20, cool job UN.

When a joke goes too far and now you have a cat working for you. It's happened to all of us, right?

Clinton's campaign chairman really wants the juicy deets on all alien information the government is concealing. The truth is out there.

Jump Around no more, Mr. Trump.

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Stuff Your Face

Saturday, Apr 9: Great New Mexico Food Truck and Craft Beer Festival

Enjoy a day of fun, gourmet cuisine and local and national craft beers all in one place. Live music and face painting also onsite.

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The Daily Word in Super Serious News Stories

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Teleporting soldiers, what will they think of next?

Canadian supersoldier James “Logan” Howlett's records have been released by Library and Archives Canada.

Need some home insurance for the next four years in case your candidate loses the presidential election? Esurance will cover you.

Running late for a movie and don't want to miss a thing? Give this number a call and an agent will tell you everything that's happening.

New Samsung Galaxy design.

Finally, you can recycle used condoms.

Forget Google Glass, try Google Plastic!

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Caped Crusaders

Saturday, Apr 2: Gratitude Bike Parade and Party

A fun day of riding, giving back and enjoying brews. Project Connect is collecting items for the homeless; check online for a full list.

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The Daily Word in the myth of Millennials, the death of Garry Shandling, and the wealth of white people

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“Younger generations aren't narcissistic, you're just old and mad at them.” Adam Conover lays down some truths.

Racial inequality and wealth distribution are not mutually exclusive.

RIP Garry Shandling.

Why so sad, Ben?

This is so embarrassing. I don't know how to tell you this, but you've been singing “MMMBop” all wrong.

Knife bra, here to protect and serve.

Rock your baby to sleep with some Rihanna lullabies.

Did you remember to return that rental VHS 14 years ago? This guy didn't, and got arrested for it.

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Get Bouncy With It

Saturday, Mar 26: Inflatable Obstacle Course

Take on a custom designed inflatable obstacle 5K course for all ages.
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Two Hours Left to Vote!

Today's the day! Voting ends today at noon for Weekly Alibi's Best of Burque! So make sure your ballots are finished and valid and then check newsstands on April 7 when we announce the winners.