2016 election


V.25 No.44 | 11/03/2016

The Daily Word in Trump, Russia and Mexico

The Daily Word

What do women around the world think of Trump winning the 2016 presidential election?

Can can look forward to big oil, not working with the UN, an end to federal funding to Los Angeles, New York City, Salt Lake City (and many more) as well as a withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership on Trump's first day in office.

Trump's data team predicted very accurately that he would win. How?

GM will be laying off over 2,000 workers at two different plants in January.

Trump's bff Vladimir Pussein (and co.) is excited he won.

So things are going to get all crazy with Mexico, huh?

There's a lot of hype around Conor McGregor for a reason.

Now here's some nice, happy things to read.

I Know What You're Doing This Evening

“Oh hello. I'm coming to you live, before the final results of the election. Here in the Capitol. The election results are coming in as we speak. I've just been handed a sticky note that reads 'No one voted,' is that right, Jerry? Heh, I voted, that's for sure. I sure did. Don't question me on that.

Jerry?

Oh no. Jerry's left the studio. I hear screaming outside. One moment, I'm going to look out the window. Oh, no. Jerry doused himself in gasoline. Well, he was kind of an imbecile, anyway. Still.

Too bad everyone assumed that someone else would vote, it seems we now live in a dystopia.

Signing off for the last time,
Yours truly.”

Don't let this become reality. Vote today.