Gen. David Petraeus passes out in the middle of a Senate hearing.
Republican congressman Steve King says Obama favors blacks over whites.
A woman dies after she receives lungs from a 30-year smoker. Who really thought that would work out?
That constant humming you’re hearing while watching the World Cup? It’s just vuvuzelas, you’re not going insane. Get an anti-vuvuzela filter to cancel out the noise.
NASA says a massive storm of solar flares will hit around 2013, which could fuck up a lot of electronics.
A Barcelona clinic is investigated for offering to cure gays.
Road trip! There seems to be marijuana growing in Manhattan’s Union Square Park.
An APD officer shoots and kills a man at the Flying J truck stop on Central and 98th.
The Luna County Sheriff’s Department discovers 70 roosters in a cockfighting raid.
BP buys 32 oil-separating machines from Kevin Costner to clean up the Gulf.
Today in “Who Cares?” News: Eminem almost died.