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V.25 No.31 | 08/04/2016

The Daily Word in Churks, Forward Thinking and Real Money

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Delta Airlines is showing an edited version of the film Carol, where all of the lesbian kissing scenes have been removed. Ironic, considering the film depicts life among the backward, closed minds of the 50's. Progress.

Meet the "churk," a real-life government genetic engineering experiment in 1960 that resulted in a chicken-turkey hybrid. This monster was mentally retarded, physically deformed and grew twisted feathers. Science.

Irish police chased down a UFO and pulled it over. Turns out the whole thing was a publicity stunt (false flag operation) that the cops were in on (conspiracy)to promote a children's art festival (Illuminati indoctrination camp). Confirmed.

Two completely different women in Ghana are accused of being reckless witches. Reckless, because they both apparently crash landed while flying. One was in the form of a bird (allegedly) until she smashed into a woman's house and turned back into a human. The other was flying somewhere (allegedly) when she felt an "electric shock" that made her fall from the sky. According to the article: "There have, however, been suggestions that the woman might have been suffering from mental problems." Understatement.

A Florida judge said during a ruling that Bitcoin isn't real money. I can't tell if this is good or bad. Uncertainty.

FBI Director James Comey gave an address to the American Bar Association annual conference and told everyone the awful news: The FBI has a ton of trouble breaking into people's phones. And unfortunately, government agencies have no recourse. That means it's up to us—the little people—to make it possible for them to spy on us. Cooperation.

V.24 No.51 | 12/17/2015

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The Daily Word in Saudi Arabian women vote for first time, Wu-Tang Clan and Janis Joplin

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Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. You’d think this former Oklahoma police officer would have been aware of that.

Taliban fighters left in standoff near Spanish embassy.

Saudi Arabian women get to run and vote in an election for the first time ever and I think that’s pretty awesome.

Cyndi Lauper is just more added proof on why Donald Trump has bad ideas.

The amount of money auctioned on Janis Joplin’s 1965 Porsche could probably pay for my college tuition for the rest of my life.

Wu-Tang Clan drops one copy of their new album and it’s not Bill Murray who bought it.

Major U.S. airlines are saying no to hoverboards.