Glenn Beck


V.23 No.13 |

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The Daily Word in a 1,000 year old Native American, a 160 year old tortoise and a million jars of peanut butter

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Justifying the use of tear gas during Sunday's anti-police-violence demonstration, APD chief Eden points to a man allegedly wielding an AK-47.

The dialogue concerning APD's pattern of employing lethal force is taking place on some interesting social media pages.

Media outlets across the nation are picking up the story of James Boyd's death and the resultant public outrage.

A boy in Utah found the remains of an ancient Native American.

Kelly's Brewpub is canning their beer using a mobile cannery.

Defunct peanut butter manufacturer Sunland ended up dumping all their left-over jars of peanut butter.

Glenn Beck is the subject of a defamation suit related to the Boston Marathon bombings.

Did the press defame Dracula?

A 160 year old British war hero died.

White people are unhealthy.

Ukraine's next leader is Darth Vader.

Russia appears to be waging an economic war against Ukraine.

This guy is going to sleep inside a bear for two weeks.

The latest about Flight 370's disappearance.

Attention: Lego is a tool of Satan.

Swedish "cold yoga".

V.21 No.2 | 1/12/2012

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The Daily Word in Judge Judy’s violence, Glenn Beck’s back and Portland’s bunny theft

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Glenn Beck throws his back out after jumping onto a coffee table.

Thieves steal valuable Pablo Picasso and Piet Mondrian paintings from a Greece art museum.

Studies find people describe New Mexico as “dull,” “barren” and “close to Arizona.”

325,000 are expected to vote in today’s New Hampshire primary.

... And in case you’re wondering Tim “Tebus Christ” Tebow does not have a horse in the GOP race.

A woman attacks her husband with a hammer for watching “Judge Judy.”

The Department of Homeland Security now has permission to monitor journalists and retain info on social networkers. Hi, guys!

Hostess Brands is preparing to file for bankruptcy.

Awwww! A broken heart increases the risk of having a cardiac attack.

And the Gayest City in America is ... Salt Lake City??

Alabama shuts out LSU as victors of the BCS National Championship.

Don’t bother donating your body to science if you’re chubby.

A man walks into court wearing a jacket covered in a crack recipe.

Photographing the International Space Station at home, in ten easy steps!

You can steal our bunny rabbits, but Meat Class 101 must go on.

Thanks to Emily and Constance for some of today’s links.

V.20 No.34 |

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The Daily Word with Bulgarian Yogurt, Violent Tweets and Crossbow Attacks

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APD fires officer over violent tweets.

Companies who pay more to their CEOs than in taxes.

Federal judge strikes down Texas sonogram law.

Gawker vs. Fox News, round whatever.

The origins of the Black Death have been uncovered.

Boy shot with crossbow for throwing rocks at cars.

Bad news for Greek yogurt.

Will an HIV scare lead to less new porn?

Fermilab scientists figures out how to cut plane boarding time in half.

Glenn Beck wants to know if the term colored is really such a bad thing.

Stupid things Game of Thrones characters have done.

Cyberlockers replace Bittorret sites as the most popular file-sharing sites.

Happy birthday Buddy Hackett!!!

V.20 No.18 |

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The Daily Word: Geronimo, heroin, therapy kangaroo

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Geronimo's great-grandson objects to bin Laden's codename.

How did they find bin Ladin?

House approves antiabortion package.

A lot of heroin in Albuquerque ($300K sold daily), says the Sheriff's Office.

"Seal Team 6, a unit so secretive that the White House and the Defense Department do not directly acknowledge its existence."

PRC investigates whether the gas company broke any rules during the cold snap.

Intel's air permit has been updated in spite of neighbors' health complaints.

The AP won't cover today's GOP presidential primary debate because of restrictions placed on the press by sponsors FOX News and the South Carolina Republican Party.

Pelosi wants more transparency in fraking.

Last WWI vet dies. He was 110.

Obama's mom.

Things are getting better, so Glenn Beck became irrelevant, argues WaPo columnist.

Therapy kangaroo.

V.20 No.8 | 2/24/2011
angry Lewis Black
Clay McBride

Interview

Mr. Black

The pre-eminent mad comedian talks with the Alibi

Lewis Black makes a living being angry on television. On a recent “Back in Black” segment on “The Daily Show,” he railed against the merchandise tie-ins surrounding Eat Pray Love. On another he lambasted Glenn Beck for his incessant Nazi imagery. Black throws his hands every which way, seemingly in the midst of a nervous breakdown. His eyebrows sink into a sharp V and you can’t help but think: Man, this guy looks pissed.

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V.20 No.4 |

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The Daily Word 02.02.11: Another Snow Day, Medical Clowns, Free Porn

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Yes, yes it's really cold out. Just try and keep it together, ok?

The unrest in Egypt is continuing, even after Mubarak pledges to leave office.

Congressional Republicans are trying to redefine rape.

Depressing real estate story #34.

Teenage wolf pack members arrested in Pennsylvania.

Glenn Beck uses chalkboards to equate the uprising in Egypt to the beginning of the End Times.

Feel bad after reading the latest leaked Fox News memo, then feel worse after watching a new fake pimp and ho video targeting Planned Parenthood. Then eat some cake.

What's the deal with all that free porn online?

It looks like Borders is nearing bankruptcy.

When am I gonna get my vat-grown hamburgers?

Zsa Zsa Gabor is near death. Goodbye citylife! (too soon?)

Apple is trying to take a bigger piece of all content sold on it's devices.

The best of sexual harassment stock photography.

Why didn't anyone tell me Dunkin' Donuts had new donuts?

Five things to do with your old laptop.

Original Robospanker for sale, only $500. Wait, what?

How to make your own Girl Scout Thin Mints.

Medical clowns (?) can help women get pregnant.

More oral sex = more cancer.

Happy birthday Brent Spiner!