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V.22 No.37 |

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The Daily Word in rage, threats, shootings, poisonous bites and beaver butts

The Daily Word

Timeline and coverage of Navy Yard shootings from The Washington Post.

Raw sewage in the streets, town of Grants, NM. There's sewage in the streets, it's up to my knees.

The small town of Mogollon, NM is now much more isolated thanks to heavy rains.

Heavy rains mean good times for New Mexico's reptiles.

A bar in Colorado caught fire after some cleaning rags spontaneously combusted.

"Breaking Bad's" Mike Ehrmantraut (actor Jonathan Banks) reads fairy tales in the style of Mike Ehrmantraut.

The Costa Concordia was successfully righted off the coast of Italy.

The Turks shot down a Syrian military helicopter.

A TSA employee called in a bomb threat to LAX TSA Headquarters.

For the first time in its 32 year history Butterball's Turkey Talk Hotline has some male operators.

What happens when you get a black widow bite.

Darwin, the IKEA monkey, will remain in an animal sanctuary and not be returned to his "mother."

Hedgehogs like baths and other stuff. Also, beavers' anal gland secretions are tasty.

V.22 No.2 |

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The Daily Word in porn, asteroids, death stars, and Lil Wayne loves Hunter S. Thompson

Sunday afternoon I should be doing laundry edition

The Daily Word

Earth is probably not going to be hit by an asteroid.

Research study about porn cancelled because there is no control group.

NM YAFL president removed, wife on paid leave from job at Monzano.

Aaron Swartz killed himself.

Lil Waynes's new video is a predictably weird and nonsensical seeming ode to Hunter S. Thompson.

IKEA monkey update.

America will not build a Death Star.

Bob Dylan's exciting new album.

Church of Scientology is scary.

Tour of a fucking cruise ship.

More "Swedish heavy metal man."

I had plans to make a hat out of my dog Nyake's fur, but these people actually did make sweaters and stuff out of their pet's fur....

On this day in 1979, YMCA sued the Village People. Or did they?