According to the EPA, tailings from abandoned uranium mines have left nearby residents in Grants and Milan exposed to harmful levels of airborne radiation.

In related news, Mt. Taylor may soon be home to the world's largest uranium mine, bringing much needed revenue to the state. And also probably cancer.

Just because they show up armed with semiautomatic weapons, a "fleet" of cop cars and an Army helicopter doesn't mean you have to let them in.

Harsh three-strikes laws now extended to muppets.

Serena Williams offers her opinion on the Steubenville rape survivor and also reminds everyone that you can be both good at tennis and a clueless moron who probably shouldn't offer her opinion on the Steubenville rape survivor.

This just in: Jimmy Hoffa is still missing.

Supreme Court shuts down Arizona voting law that requires people to show citizenship verification.

A Pew Study concludes that news stories revolving around same sex marriage have taken on more of a supportive stance rather than an opposing view.

So ... they're still looking for Jimmy Hoffa?

Zimmerman trial enters second week of jury selection.

New Mexico wildfire update from fire officials: Thompson Ridge is 80 percent contained. Tres Lagunas is 90 percent contained. Jaroso is zero percent contained. White's Peak is 25 percent contained, and Silver Fire is five percent contained.

Some Albuquerque home invaders messed with the wrong woman.

Some don't see eye to eye on the "Rio Grande Vision."

So now you wanna lick some eyeballs?

Teamsters President Jimmy Hoffa, Jr. speaks on the GOP by asking Obama to “take these sons of bitches out.”

47 people are injured by gunfire during Brooklyn’s West Indian Day Parade.

Take a look at this enormous crocodile captured in the Philippines.

Spaceport America in Las Cruces is 90% completed. Time to book those flights, kids.

The porn star who temporarily shut down the industry by testing HIV-positive is actually HIV-negative.

Indiana police square off against a man on a highway wielding a 35-inch samurai sword.

A Swedish woman bites the tongue off her would-be rapist.

Texas wildfires have already scorched more than 100,000 acres in one week.

Happy Birthday, Freddie Mercury!

“Don’t mess with the Jesus!” and his 8.4 million Facebook fans.

UMass cooks the world’s largest stir-fry. Apparently, it was pretty decent.

Police join the search for an iPhone prototype left in a restauarant. Keep an eye on eBay.