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V.25 No.15 | 04/14/2016

The Daily Word in Animals, Science and Exploiting Teen Girls

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So a cop got basically no punishment for following an unarmed man and shooting him dead.

Could this simple solution really help end sexual assault on American campuses?

Bernie Bros come in all sizes and varieties. Fantastic.

Animals don't give a fuck about you and your nonsense.

In a survey of over 1,000 people, researchers were able to confirm something everyone already knew. What a good way to spend time and money.

Have you ever been so infatuated with someone that you didn't notice a crime happening right in front of you?

“I’m 28. I make $4 million a year. What do you do?” yells the man-child douche-bag, David Brackett.

Some horrible young men in town have been caught exploiting teen girls.

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The Daily Word in Ebola, New Mexico arrests and a giant butt-plug

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Texas health officials have ordered that anyone who visited the room of the first Ebola patient in a Dallas hospital pretty much quarantine themselves for 21 days.

Vice President Joe Biden's son was discharged from the Navy Reserves for dipping into some nose candy.

President Obama is set to appoint Ron Klain as his “Ebola czar.”

Denver police warn parents of trick-or-treaters that some candy might not be what it seems … aka it's got weed in it.

MMA fighter Jonathan Koppenhaver (aka War Machine) attempted suicide in prison. He's currently being held for the savage beating and kidnapping of ex-girlfriend Christy Mack.

A shooting took place in Downtown Albuquerque, near Third and Silver, that left one person dead.

Guess those lapel cameras are good for something. APD police officer Jared Frazier's cam caught a woman trying to falsely accuse him of sexual assault after arresting her for a DWI.

It's not exactly BUSTED, but KOAT's got you covered if you wanna see photos of New Mexicans who've recently been arrested.

APS pays $175,000 to a middle school principal, settling a lawsuit over claims of retaliation by former superintendent Winston Brooks.

A giant butt-plug (oops, I mean tree) in Paris has French folks in a tizzy.

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The Daily Word in Mullet vs. beard, man vs. fish, woman vs. sandwich and Fiona Apple vs. The Man

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New Mexico's Spaceport development has problems.

Yes, you can play golf at the Angola Penitentiary golf course.

The ex-controller of the New Mexico Finance Authority has been indicted.

Unintentional, run-away double entendre strikes when Jill Biden introduces the Vice-President.

The Rio Arriba County Sheriff's Department planned to buy a boat three days after cutting hours of service due to lack of funds.

150 years of lesbians photo gallery.

Verdict in the Amish beard-cutting case: "Mullet guilty in beard case."

A woman ate a "Stellanator" in Omaha.

A weird effigy of Obama was lynched in Austin.

This may be the first good, in-depth news item about bath salts.

Groundbreaking video illustrates the best way to clean mushrooms.

Not so groundbreaking: we are running out of fish.

An Intel worker called the police because a coworker put a "kick me" sign on his back. And people kicked him.

Some companies are instructing employees NOT to use work email after hours.

Snoop Dogg was the celebrity guest on The Price is Right yesterday.

Like many before her, Fiona Apple was busted for pot possession at the Sierra Blanca border checkpoint.

Hypnotic map of the 2012 presidential election swing states.

"Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all." Happy birthday Joan Jett and Nick Cave.

V.21 No.8 | 2/23/2012

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The Daily Word in mini chameleons, Chris Brown, Biden in Burque

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Virginia Legislature passes a bill that would have women seeking an abortion forcibly penetrated for an ultrasound.

Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist dies while on assignment in Syria.

$3 million given to ex-inmates after N.M. prison guard convicted of rape.

“Shit Burqueños Say” getting some backlash.

Gary Carter was a Hall of Fame catcher and a key in the Mets’ improbably ’86 Series comeback. He died yesterday of brain cancer.

Joe Biden was in Nob Hill yesterday.

Species of chameleons the size of a match tip found in Madagascar.

Plane flying in California gets grounded for flying too close to President Obama’s helicopter. Turns out the plane was carrying a cargo of weed.

Florida woman finds burglar sleeping in a closet after she gets out of the shower.

$25,000 worth of Tide detergent stolen from St. Paul supermarket.

Apparently Rick Santorum’s ad people are oblivious to Dan Savage.

Woman-beating piece of shit tells people to “FUCK OFF” because he won a Grammy.

Coolest ’90s slam-dunk video ever prompts the question: Is that a young Brian Scalabrine?

V.19 No.26 | 7/1/2010

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The Daily Word 6.29.10: Flying Cars, Russian Spies, Angry Gods

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Meet George Jetson? The first flying car is cleared for production by the US Federal Aviation Administration.

Calling James Bond: 10 alleged suspects are arrested in suspicion of being part of a Russian spy ring.

Gen. McChrystal tells the Army he’ll retire after the Obama controversy.

China is doing war exercises that could involve the U.S.

Zeus is pissed at this failing economy; the Parthenon in Athens is struck by lightning.

You’re kidding?! The FDA says airline food fails to meet proper health standards.

The CEO of General Electric passes out in the middle of a Joe Biden speech.

Can we really get any fatter? Obesity is up in 28 states.

FIFA apologizes to England and Mexico for its horrendous officiating that cost both the teams goals.

Steve Carell is done after seven seasons with “The Office.”

A family in Albuquerque was found to be living with more than 50 snakes and lizards.

Albuquerque Studios is being sold at auction owing more than $78 million to the bank.