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V.25 No.5 | 02/04/2016

The Daily Word in Pleading the Fifth, Dummies and Politics

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Clinton and Sanders will debate one-on-one soon.

Martin Shkreli is still an insane asshole.

Lil’ Ricky doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

What would happen if the entire UK stopped eating meat?

Let’s celebrate sadness together.

Did you know the average life expectancy of black trans women (and non-gender conforming friends alike) is only 35?

Trump is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize? Excuse me?

V.21 No.19 | 5/10/2012

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The Daily Word in Maurice Sendak, Dustin Hoffman and Tyrannosaurus Rex

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Where the Wild Things Are author Maurice Sendak dies at 83.

North Carolina votes on a controversial constitutional ban on gay marriage today known as Amendment One.

The Senate discusses a bill today that would prevent student loan rates from doubling July 1.

Junior Seau’s family discuss with Samoan elders whether to donate his brain for scientific study.

Dustin Hoffman saved this jogger’s life in London’s Hyde Park.

This creepy principal resigns after creating a fake Facebook page to spy on her students.

Hell hath no fury like a pet lynx’s jealousy.

South Korean customs officials discover pills filled with powdered human baby flesh—sure to spawn a metal band/song or ten.

Hundreds in Russia take to the streets to protest the inauguration of Vladimir Putin.

I suppose changing your name to Tyrannosaurus Rex is more original—but no less crazy—than Jesus Christ.

Rick Santorum endorses Mitt Romney in an email to his supporters.

V.21 No.9 | 3/1/2012

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The Daily Word in Jeremy Lin’s old boxer briefs, airplane lavatory leak and sex club swinger Stephen Hawking

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The 17-year-old who police say is responsible for the Ohio high school shooting posted a creepy Facebook rant weeks before.

GOP hopefuls Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney are pretty much tied heading in to the Michigan primary.

Cambridge University says Stephen Hawking visited a California swingers’ sex club.

What’s the worlwide, widespread, cover-your-mouth epidemic for the new year? Bat Flu.

I can’t think of much worse things than getting dumped on by an airplane’s lavatory leak.

A small, child-size part of me died when I discovered Berenstain Bears co-creator Jan Berenstain died.

A deer in Ohio saves the day when it interferes with a man choking a woman with purse straps.

According to Julian Assange’s newest Wikileak, officials in Pakistan knew where Osama Bin Laden was.

The Leap Year, explained.

You, too, can now bid on a pair of Jeremy Lin’s old boxer briefs on eBay.

Virginia resident Hank the Cat hopes to earn your vote for the Senate in promising “milk in every bowl.”

Thanks to Emily for some of today’s links.

V.21 No.8 | 2/23/2012

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The Daily Word in mini chameleons, Chris Brown, Biden in Burque

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Virginia Legislature passes a bill that would have women seeking an abortion forcibly penetrated for an ultrasound.

Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist dies while on assignment in Syria.

$3 million given to ex-inmates after N.M. prison guard convicted of rape.

“Shit Burqueños Say” getting some backlash.

Gary Carter was a Hall of Fame catcher and a key in the Mets’ improbably ’86 Series comeback. He died yesterday of brain cancer.

Joe Biden was in Nob Hill yesterday.

Species of chameleons the size of a match tip found in Madagascar.

Plane flying in California gets grounded for flying too close to President Obama’s helicopter. Turns out the plane was carrying a cargo of weed.

Florida woman finds burglar sleeping in a closet after she gets out of the shower.

$25,000 worth of Tide detergent stolen from St. Paul supermarket.

Apparently Rick Santorum’s ad people are oblivious to Dan Savage.

Woman-beating piece of shit tells people to “FUCK OFF” because he won a Grammy.

Coolest ’90s slam-dunk video ever prompts the question: Is that a young Brian Scalabrine?

V.21 No.5 |

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The Daily Word with a clean sweep for Santorum, marriage for everyone and sexy Valentine DIY

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Despite the sweater-vests (or maybe because of them?) Rick Santorum wins all three of last night's contests.

Mitt Romney hasn't answered any questions from voters in three weeks.

Federal appeals court rules that California's ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional.

Chicago vehicle stickers may contain gang signs.

A&E's new western series Longmire to be filmed in northern New Mexico.

Florida public school teacher being investigated after referring to her Haitian students as "chocolate that nobody wanted."

Senators approve a bill allowing unmanned drones access to US airspace.

Shake-and-bake meth.

In the history of Valentine's Day, I've never seen a sexier gift.

Randy Travis was arrested.

Just how do you win that rip-off claw grabber game?

Oldest cave paintings EVER!

1980s karate rap video FTW!

Long article on the man who wouldn't die.

These quotation marks sure are suspicious.

R.I.P. Nello Ferrara, inventor of Lemonheads and Atomic FireBalls.

R.I.P. Zalman King, creator of Red Shoe Diaries.

Happy Birthday Audrey Meadows!!!

V.21 No.1 |

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The Daily Word in a new definition of rape, santorum, the Dark Vader burger, and slimy orange water in Rio Rancho

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The suspected Santa Fe flasher had a felony warrant in Vermont.

There's orange slime in some Rio Rancho resident's water.

Director David Russell pinky swore with his transgender niece to keep his groping her a secret. She broke the pinky pact.

The psychology of parking.

Meet the French "Dark Vader" burger, complete with black bun.

This NYU student REALLY did not want to do a class-assigned ethnography study of Occupy Wall Street. ....So she sent out a bunch of bent mass emails explaining... a lot of things.

There is now a Hello Kitty restaurant!

Photo of this Colorado high school senior is "too hot" for the yearbook.

New book explains why monogamy doesn't work for men.

APD arrested one of their employees and charged him with embezzlement.

For the past 83 years, the FBI's definition of rape did not allow that men could be raped. They have also changed the definition to include those who do not physically resist.

Washington Post opinion piece on presidential candidate Rick Santorum's extreme views.

Rick Santorum still has a "Google problem." Here's why.

Ed Sanders, poet, author and founding member of seminal '60's New York City beatnik-freak musical maximists the Fugs, has just had his memoir published.

On this day in 1964 Nicolas Kim Coppola, aka Nicolas Cage, was born.

V.21 No.2 | 1/12/2012

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The Daily Word in Johnny Tapia crash, 100 years of statehood, poisonous cat stew

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Happy 100th birthday, New Mexico! Citywide horn-honking at 11:35 a.m.

In other 100-year-anniversary news, the Girl Scouts introduce a new cookie. Unfortunately, it’s lemon flavored.

25 dead in Damascus bombing.

Police say Johnny Tapia crashed his SUV into a median on Paseo.

Economy on the upswing with 200,000 jobs added in December.

Orange County police say serial killer is stalking the homeless, has already killed three.

Genetically modified monkeys created from six different embryos. Scientists say it could be a step toward curing Parkinson’s. C’mon, didn’t you see Rise of the Planet the Apes?

Cops say naked pro skateboarder was on PCP when he went apeshit in an NYC hotel.

Gingrich belittles Santorum.

Car theft goes awry when vehicle hits a rock and propels onto a roof.

Police say a Navy SEAL accidentally put a bullet in his head.

Dog finds its way back to family four days after owner dies in avalanche while skiing.

Tiger Woods’ ex buys $12 million home, bulldozes it.

Sensitive fire alarms may be the reason for unnecessary Pit evacuations.

Wisconsin man arrested after taking an 80-mile “test drive.”

Cat stew kills Chinese billionaire.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got engaged. God, is Justin Timberlake cool.

V.20 No.51 |

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The Daily Word in politics, human to animal contact and TALKING IN ALL CAPS

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Again with the debt ceiling.

Kim Jong-il's two-day funeral begins.

Yes, Congress really is as bad as you think.

Rick Santorum promises to pack up and go home if he comes in last in Iowa.

Democrat Ben Nelson is retiring from the Senate.

No New Mexico float in the Rose Parade this year.

Surprise! Newt Girgrich's divorce papers contradict his claims about the split.

Questions are being asked about Jerry Sandusky's wife.

Mayor Berry reviews the first half of his term.

China has its own GPS.

Vladimir Putin is too cool for vote rigging.

Two killed in a shootout at a Church's Chicken in Chicago.

Tweeting the phrase human to animal contact will attract the attention of the Department of Homeland Security.

Where old Christmas light go to die.

A $25 computer about to begin production.

The great exploding churro lawsuit has been settled.

Toys R Us sued over loose wagon wheel.

ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS is exactly as awesome as the name implies.

The 50 most entered BitTorrent phrases of 2011 are…

Adorable anti-gender marketing rant from a 4-year-old.

2011s best animal videos.

When will the Co-op get a man aisle?

SETI to search the moon for alien footprints.

The Grand Canyon Burger sounds awesome!

Save cash and avoid airport impulse buys.

The true weight of the internet is somewhere between a grain of salt and a strawberry.

The best and worst video games of 2011.

R.I.P. Cheetah the chimpanzee.

Former Saturday Night Live writer dead of apparent suicide.

Sweet old computer magazine covers from the 70s/80s.

Happy Birthday Leaping Lanny Poffo!!!

Thanks E!!!