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V.22 No.20 |

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The Daily Word in drug accusations, drug busts, Gosnell life sentence

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Toronto's mayor denies use of crack cocaine after unverified video footage is given to the media.

If you had to pick your least favorite Star Trek franchise, which would it be?

What began as a traffic stop last week near Los Lunas ended in as a $750,000 cocaine bust.

Kermit Gosnell is spared death penalty, receives three life terms.

Attempted abduction reported on a city bus at 10th and Central.

The Office is over.

When you gotta go, you gotta go, even if it means fleeing the scene.

V.21 No.40 | 10/4/2012

Idiot Box

Kaling Delivers Laughs

“The Mindy Project” on FOX

Writer-producer-actress and all-around comedienne Mindy Kaling abandons the sinking ship that is the final season of NBC’s “The Office” to head her own, self-titled sitcom over on FOX.
V.21 No.26 |

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The Daily Word in Obamacare, bath salts and UFOs

The Daily Word

The Supreme Court upholds health care reform. Read the decision.

CNN and Fox News biff it.

Lady doesn't return "Twilight" book, spends night in jail.

20 people have died on motorcycles in New Mexico this year and still no helmet law.

Wildfire in Colorado burns hundreds of houses.

Miami face-eater was not on bath salts.

Syria's high court bombed.

One-third of Americans believe in UFOs.

Dinosaurs were maybe not cold-blooded.

Julian Assange is going to turn himself in.

B.J. Novak, temp Ryan on "The Office," is leaving the show.

The agent behind the Fast and Furious gun sting speaks about why it was a good idea.

25 things you didn't know about Full Metal Jacket.

"The Star Wars That I Used to Know."

"Mad Men" are assholes in tie clips.

V.20 No.38 |

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The Daily Word in faster than light particles, home invasions and spontaneous human combustion

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Gary Johnson had the best line from last night's presidential debate. Also, a gay soldier was booed.

President Obama is rewriting No Child Left Behind.

Texas ends the ritual of a special last meal for death row inmates.

Scientists may have discovered faster than light particles.

Glowing kitty may further aid in AIDS research.

Early morning home invasion on the West Side.

The House passes a temporary spending bill, avoiding a government shutdown, for now.

The FBI is investigating mysterious "Arabic" graffiti on the underside of Southwest Airlines airplanes.

Is it worth it to pick your own apples?

A suspected member of LulzSec was arrested in Phoenix.

Scientists use science to explain near-death experiences!

Probably not a good idea to post your murder plans on Facebook.

Who doesn't love animated GIFs?

50 signs the world is coming to an end.

Spontaneous human combustion listed as cause of death of a 76-year-old man.

Chicken snack menus are the next front in the fast food wars.

Was Archduke Ferdinand's fate sealed because of cheese sandwich?

Someone is making a TV show based on musical chairs?

James Spader joined the cast of The Office.

Happy Birthday Tom Lester!!!

V.19 No.2 |

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The Daily Word 01.14.10: Troops to Haiti, Pat Robertson's a Dillweed, Wire Hangers

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Relief efforts in Haiti step up. Port au Prince suffers near total destruction.

U.S. sends 3,500 troops and 2,200 marines to Haiti.

Albuquerque Iraq veteran shot, killed by police after suicide threats.

Crazy-ass president of Hateful Kookball Evangelist Buttsniffers, Pat Robertson, says the earthquake in Haiti happened because of its citizens' "pact with the devil."

Eight-year-old's name on selectee fly watch list; he gets frisked a lot. There's no merit badge for that.

Using "The Office" for office human resources training. So, are pranks involving staplers in Jello "dos" or "don'ts"?

Soul singer Teddy Pendergrass dies at 59.

Fashion industry shocked at existence of attractive women over size 2.

Conan O'Brien's supporters take to the Internet, proclaim, "I'm with Coco." The nickname is from a funny skit about how Twitter is dumb. Just reporting the facts, people. If you care, here's how to join online Team Conan groups.

It's Faye Dunaway's birthday! And my dad's! He's never been on the Internet!