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The Daily Word in the postal service, Van Damme's split and New Mexico immigration

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Mr. Ford can't fight the fever … “to lose some powers” has gotta be rough.

Police have identified the passenger who fell from a small plane that was flying over the Atlantic.

Patsy Davis' body was exhumed from her frontyard after her husband lost a court battle to keep her in her wanted resting place.

The postal service lost $5 billion this past year.

An abortion protester named Rives Grogan was arrested yesterday for shouting at people near Zimmerman Library about religion and abortion. He's being charged with disorderly conduct and public nuisance. And that's not counting his Veterans Day stunt.

Today is the last day for early voting in the special election. The election itself happens on Nov. 19.

US attorneys have prosecuted 5,999 people for immigration offenses in New Mexico so far this year, the fastest rise among the country's 94 judicial districts.

And you thought you could do the splits?

V.20 No.39 | 9/29/2011

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The Daily Word in Dorito-sprinkled graves, grave-robbed guitars, and lolspeak Shakespeare

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A lawsuit against Obama’s health reform law is headed to the Supreme Court.

A cemetery worker steals a $2,000 Fender Telecaster from an Army vet’s casket.

“The L Word” actress Leisha Hailey is kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight for kissing her girlfriend.

Sly Stone, of Sly and the Family Stone fame, is homeless and living in a van.

Doritos will be sprinkled over their creator’s grave, Arch West.

Ice cream shop mascot, or KKK member? You be the judge.

Postal workers plan to rally this afternoon at Civic Plaza to save the U.S. Postal Service.

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare are being translated into lolspeak.

Read up on the mysterious laws of Cat Physics.

Happy Birthday, Wilford Brimley!