Did you hear about that election yesterday? People made some decisions. Good ones, as far as I'm concerned.
In related news, here's a video of Pavarotti singing "Perfect Day" with Lou Reed.
A Democratic Hawaiian state representative has decided to stop destroying people's possessions with a sledge hammer. "The point that I was trying to make has been made,"he said.
A cache of millions of dollars worth of art, originally seized by the Nazis, will not be returned to its rightful owners because of a German law written by the Nazis. Damn Nazis.
Poor George Zimmerman just keeps having to act in self defense. He is now being charged with domestic aggravated self defense after he pointed a gun at his girlfriend in self defense and then shattered a glass table in self defense. A week earlier, he apparently choked her in self defense. It is unknown at this time whether she was in possession of skittles or a hoodie during any of these incidents.
Need a hiding place for a million dollars worth of gold bars? An airplane toilet is probably a bad idea.
