V.19 No.38 | 9/23/2010


The Daily Word 9.21.10: too many cats, toilet anaconda, lethal Bowflex machine

The Daily Word

The world’s oldest man just turned 114!

175 cats were removed from this Colorado man’s home. At least 85 of them were dead.

Friends don’t let friends use Bowflex.

You could win $100,000 dollars in this texting championship.

There’s a warrant out for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest after she failed a drug test.

Let’s all take a road trip to Germany’s 200th Oktoberfest.

When you start your car in the morning, watch out for falling kittens.

Out of all the places you could publicly urinate on, I probably wouldn’t choose a police station.

State Senator Mary Jane Garcia suffers a broken leg as she is mugged outside the Hotel Albuquerque.

Stop right there! There’s an anaconda in your toilet.

APD is asking a Washington D.C. think tank to look into why the hell we’re so violent.

A police chase ends with two head-on collisions at Second Street and Aztec last night.