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V.20 No.42 |

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The Daily Word in Obama on Leno, Lego man on beach and bus sex

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Police are cracking down on Occupiers in Oakland, Atlanta and here in Albuquerque.

Obama and Leno play softball on the Tonight Show.

Members of the Delta Sigma Theta sorority are on alert after four members are sexually assaulted.

Happy Diwali!!!

It's almost never a good idea to have sex on a public bus.

The last B53 nuclear bomb has been dismantled.

Vitamins are worthless.

87-year-old man busted with 104 bricks of cocaine.

Group calls for Pat Buchanan to be fired from MSNBC after he appears on a pro-White talk show.

Giant Lego man washes up on Florida beach.

I like asparagus, but I'd eat more if it was spray-painted gold.

Why is Beavis and Butthead back?

The 18th century Copiale Cipher has been cracked.

Disney won't let Johnny Depp talk to ABC stations about his upcoming film The Rum Diary.

Stephen King's Dark Tower series is coming to HBO.

Creepy old audio recordings here.

Andy Rooney hospitalized.

Burger King knows better than to offer this All-You-Can-Eat Whopper deal in America.

The 10 best episodes of the 1967 Spider-Man cartoon.

Parks & Rec + Breaking Bad = Parks & Meth

Happy Birthday Pat Sajak!!!

V.20 No.38 |

news

The Daily Word in Stephen King, paper money, rape and cafeterias

The Daily Word

The Small/Faces are headed to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

The first Chinese space lab is called Heavenly Palace.

At last, Andy Rooney puts us out of our misery.

Sephen King is writing a sequel to The Shining. It's called Dr. Sleep.

Blind man vs. U.S. paper money.

Well, duh. Roman Polanski admits he's a rapist. Meanwhile, the federal definition of rape is 80 years old and only applies to women.

Apple's corporate cafeteria is as awesome as you've imagined it.

Anderson Cooper doesn't really care for food.

New York Police Department's brutality is finally getting TV media attention. Here are some less frightening scenes from the Wall Street protest.

The great pumpkin, for real.

V.20 No.36 |

timewaster

The Daily Word in armlessness, the Kegelmaster 2000, turkey insemination, and

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Antique armless race car driver, modern armless race car driver.

Ten amazing armless people including a guy who played Let It Be for The Pope.

Did Jan Van Eyck invent oil painting?

Look at this mud puddle.

Watch this Englishman put out a fire with a vacuum cleaner.

Photo gallery of things people save when they escape from their burning house.

300+ mph jet powered.... Schoolbus.

Police raid "sexual healing" church in Phoenix.

Just try bringing up the subject of Kegel exercises in the digital age and someone will find the Kegelmaster 2000. It's the world's first progressive resistance vaginal exerciser, in case you didn't know.

Here is one man who is not afraid of radiation poisoning in Fukushima.

Update on the Chinese ghost-city of Ordos.

Everything you never wanted to know about pigeon shit on your roof.

Turkey inseminator.

Let's check in with Blue Andy Rooney.

What happened on 9/11/1972? The beginning of The Pinto Affair, which could have been avoided according to the WORLD'S MOST BORING MAN.

V.20 No.1 |

The Daily Word 1.9.11

Tucson massacre, Colorado's new governor, Justice Dept. supboenas Wikileaks twitter acct, the toilet of the future

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Latest on Gabrielle Giffords' shooting.

Giffords talks about rhetoric of violence during 2010 political campaign and the Palin crosshairs map

Palin crosshairs map with Giffords' district in sights.

New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez isn't really a giant,she's just making her presence known.

Check out Colorado's eccentric incoming governor.

Everyone must visit Mootopia and tickle the cow.

Wikileaks Twitter account info has been subpoenaed by the Justice Dept. There's a subpoena joke in there somewhere.

Meet Blue Andy Rooney

Meet the Queen of Amphetamines, making a personal appearance in the U.S.

Meet Toronto's $400,000 automated public pay toilet!

Damien Hirst's latest sculpture is a jewel encrusted baby skull.

N.Z. Farmer dies trying to rescue lamb from sewage pond.

Cameron's house in Ferris Bueller's Day Off is for sale

Seattle Seahawks player runs 67 yards for game upset touchdown vs. New Orleans Saints on Saturday.

Richard Nixon was born on this day in 1913. What a dick. Read this excerpt from the "Preview of Nixon's Memoirs" by Paul Krassner.