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V.22 No.52 |

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The Daily Word in drones, reefer stores, hematomas and how the NSA controls your iPhone

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Here's a list of local holiday closures to help you figure out when to put out your trash and stuff.

The Rio Grande is bone-dry in southern New Mexico.

Santa Fe's plastic bag ban takes effect February 27th 2014.

The Johnny Tapia film is coming soon.

NSA has 100% access to your iPhone. Messages, contacts—and they can remotely turn it into a listening device. Not cool.

Ariel Castro's neighbor was a murder-raping pig and he is going to jail.

Michael Schumacher is getting relatively better after his terrible skiing accident.

There is now a better cardboard box, people.

Cab Calloway's lexicon of hip will make you the life of the party before you cop a final.

Weed stores will open their doors in Denver tomorrow.

Dig this totally righteous anti-Nazi Christmas card from 1943.

You will need this guide to identifying and hiding from drones.

Buy Chuck Norris' house.

A tanker train exploded in North Dakota.

"The octopus-man would make a fine policeman or soldier ...."

V.22 No.35 |

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The Daily Word in the KKK, French bakers angry at Kanye West, and good news about Ariel Castro

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Creepy, evil kidnapper Ariel Castro hanged himself in his cell last night. I don't have anything to add other than "Good."

The Los Alamos County Clerk has decided not to issue marriage licenses to gay couples. Mainly because she has the wrong forms.

Speaking of gay marriage, listen to how the extremely eloquent Australian Prime Minister explains his "flip-flop" on the issue.

UNM is introducing a new "Sexual Assault Response Team" this semester.

French bakers are upset with Kanye West's unfair demands re: croissants.

And, in news from Bizarro Earth, the Imperial Wizard of the Wyoming KKK met with, and joined, the NAACP last Saturday.

V.22 No.31 |

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The Daily Word in fat shaming professors, highway robbery and craigslist baby sales

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UNM psychology professor Geoffrey Miller, who sparked controversy by tweeting that overweight people don't have the willpower to complete graduate work, will return to New Mexico this fall. We assume that he will be continuing his important work on studying the effects of being a huge asshole on one's career.

Official Alibi dating advice: never try to sell your prospective girlfriend's baby on Craigslist.

Highway robbery! A guy in Russia managed to steal an entire road.

Federal cuts to food stamp programs will hit New Mexico families hard.

Ariel Castro's house, where he held three women captive for over a decade, has been scraped off of the Earth.

The US and Russia are still in a spat over this whole Snowden business.

Hey! Here's how to make a toilet out of a banana!

London sewer workers discovered a 15-ton mass of congealed grease and wet wipes in— excuse me, I'm going to be sick now.

V.22 No.30 |

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The Daily Word in Ariel Castro, Roe v. Wade, baby kingfisher

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Accused kidnapper Ariel Castro agrees to plea bargain to avoid the possibility of the death penalty.

"As more laws are passed and are challenged in federal courts, the more likely a Supreme Court challenge to Roe v. Wade becomes."

Vehicular homicide inmate mistakenly released from a Farmington jail is back behind bars.

The Lincoln Memorial has been shut down after vandals splashed green paint on it.

The lunar cycle could be messing with our sleep cycles.

Were my dog and I the only ones totally freaked out by last night's lightning storm?

Beanie. Baby. Ruin.

Witty-bitty rare kingfisher hatched at Albuquerque zoo.

V.22 No.19 |

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The Daily Word in Cleveland kidnappings, Rodman heads back to North Korea, athletic language ban

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Prosecutor may seek death penalty for Cleveland kidnap suspect Ariel Castro for forcing the women he imprisoned to suffer miscarriages.

The ISS has sprung a leak.

Two brothers in Santa Fe convicted in real estate scam.

Woman working in a downtown Albuquerque hotel fights off naked attacker.

Dennis Rodman says he's planning a second trip to North Korea to try to use his budding friendship with Kim Jong-Un to free a jailed American.

There's no Spanish in tennis.

Police in Florida get a little help from a local gator in catching a fleeing man.