bad drivers

V.24 No.51 | 12/17/2015

The Daily Word in Uteruses, Christmas, and Bad Drivers

The Daily Word

Time to quit your job and become an astronaut!

Want to help fight Islamophobia?

Uterus transplants may be a thing by 2121.

Santa’s replacement is coming to town.

Tis the season! Here’s a gift list for everyone you hate.

Rep. Mia McLeod wants to show how stupid anti-woman laws are.

A mistrial was declared for the first officer to be trialed in the Freddie Gray case.

Remember that guy who jacked up the price for life-saving meds overnight this September? Well, this thing just happened to him (HA).

Are you a typical shitty driver in Albuquerque? Probably. This teen is calling you out.

V.19 No.37 |


Roundabouts: Why?

Angry pedestrian speaks to drivers

It's great to be here at a cool paper in the cool part of town.

There's only one problem.

Every morning I park my car about seven blocks from Weekly Alibi headquarters and mosey on over.

I have to cross the street at something called a “roundabout” that has been placed on Central west of 7th St. My only recollection of roundabouts springs from movies where hapless American tourists become trapped in them while driving.

The stupid traffic impediments in question have cross walks clearly marked with yield to pedestrian signs.

I've been here nearly three weeks and only two vehicles have yielded to me thus far. There are a million ways to die and I don't want to catch it in a cross walk.

If you see someone in the crosswalk, in particular, a large, unshaven man slinging a camera bag, stop. If you run me over,

I won't be happy (and possibly dead.)

Thank you and be safe.