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V.25 No.22 | 6/2/2016

Election News

Three Candidates, Three Narratives

Atmospheres vary at ABQ election rallies

Samuel Kerwin attended all three presidential candidate rallies last week and found some interesting similarities among stark differences between the candidates.
V.25 No.6 | 2/11/2016


The Daily Word in Denver Broncos, Beyonce and Politics

The Daily Word

What’s a better way to celebrate a Super Bowl winning? Trash your own hometown.

Beyoncé? More like Beyon-slaaay.

Because what’s an event without someone stirring up irrelevant controversy?

You’re a bad feminist if you don’t vote for Hillary Clinton. I forgot that’s the fastest way I get sent to the depths of hell.

The Clintons v. Sanders. Yikes.

My actual goal in life is to be like Snow White and befriend and home animals.

Be a homie and help your community.

V.23 No.31 |


The Daily Word in border bills, CIA spies and a penis cloud

The Daily Word

A three-day truce between Israel and Palestine was interrupted after Israel reported one of their soldiers went missing in the southern Gaza Strip.

The House Republican leadership will present a new border bill today that “further tightens a 2008 trafficking law.”

The FBI are assisting authorities in Oregon in trying to find a mother who went missing seven days ago.

Former president Bill Clinton says he had the chance to kill Osama bin Laden hours before the 9/11 attacks.

After an internal investigation, it was confirmed that the CIA spied on the Senate Intelligence Committee.

Bernalillo County deputies took down an alleged drug and prostitution ring on Second and Alameda streets.

It's tax free weekend, y'all!

A nationwide warrant has been issued for a Las Cruces teen accused of voyeurism.

Teenager Tony Day is expected to plead guilty for the 2012 murders of his adoptive mother and her daughter in Tucumcari.

Penis cloud!

V.21 No.37 | 9/13/2012


The Daily Word in Bill Clinton, Genesis and Zozobra

The Daily Word

I-25 / Paseo overhaul will be on the ballot in November.

Are you going to Zozobra tonight?

Doug Vaughan sentenced to 12 years for Ponzi scheme.

UNM considers making Lobo Village booze-free.

Ex-President Clinton at the DNC, a recap.

Wheelchair rugby players are rock stars.

Does email cause stress?

Freddie Mercury’s private cultural identity.

Prog awards honor Genesis.

Hungarian artist makes a subway stop magical.

Voyager’s getting close to the edge of the solar system.

Sun burp.

NASA’s Sunita Williams fixes the International Space Station with a toothbrush.

Jennifer Aniston’s going to be in a movie shooting in New Mexico soon.

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The Daily Word 05.19.10: Bad Night For Incumbents, Sheep Pig, Fractured Penises

The Daily Word

Rand Paul, Joe Sestak won their primary elections last night. Democrat Mark Critz was elected to replace the late John Murtha.

New Mexico ranks second worst in the country for fourth grade reading scores.

The Times Square bomber made his first appearance in court.

You would think that politicians would know better than to lie about serving in Vietnam.

Is Pedophile Island the only way to save our children?

Bill Clinton was in town to raise money for Diane Denish.

It's not illegal to rap at McDonalds (it's just stupid).

The oldest American pyramid found in southern Mexico.

Kill your father by winning him a year's supply of bacon.

The mystery of the ghost picture is solved.

Blogger is not on this list of the most stressful jobs in America.

This newly-discovered pinocchio frog is kind of cool.

A runaway star is rampaging through the galaxy.

Karl Pilkington is getting his own show!!!

Now you can have really expensive ramen noodles delivered to your door.

The Halo: Reach beta test ends tonight. Here's a list of the five best weapons from the game.

What is a sheep pig and where is my sheep pig BLT?

230 years ago today, New England's Dark Day freaked everyone out.

Was Miss Oklahoma set-up to lose, or is she just dumb?

The origin of the word fanboy.

What the hell is so funny about fractured penises?