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V.23 No.20 | 5/15/2014

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The Daily Word in baby names, APD sidearms and a Black Mass at Harvard.

The Daily Word

Mexican drug cartels will find you in Minnesota.

Noah and Sophia are the new most popular baby names.

In Saudi Arabia, a web editor was sentenced to 1,000 lashes.

A woman beat her child with a baseball bat for clogging the toilet.

It’s hard to make it through a whole song.

Check out these douche chill celebrity photos.

A Harvard student group plans to hold a Black Mass.

APD officers may no longer carry their lucky guns on duty.

KOAT did a nice story about the mentally ill in New Mexico.

There were silent protests at Thursday’s city council meeting.

What’s happening in ABQ today?

Happy birthday, Billy Joel.

V.20 No.19 | 5/12/2011

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The Daily Word of sulfuric acid, British accents and Billy Joel.

The Daily Word

A Delta airlines flight to San Diego was diverted to Albuquerque because of a note in the bathroom.

Attack of the sulfuric acid woman.

Attack of the leopard.

Bridget Bardot’s ex-husband killed himself.

A woman survived on candy and fish oil while stranded in her car for seven weeks.

Work safely.

A woman woke up at the dentist with an awesome British accent.

May is Hamburger Month. Enjoy the photos.

The Chinese found a 55-foot fish and some organs.

Vikings would leave black cats in towns they raided.

I should have been sellling Osama bin Laden t-shirts

Norio at DCF talks about Albuquerque and UFOs.

Albuquerque food carts gather at Ta Lin Market on Wednesdays.

An Albuquerque woman died in a deadly stabbing last night.

We’re going to leave the Civic Plaza fountain dry this summer.

Stars play ball.

Happy birthday, Billy Joel.

Thanks to Geoffrey Anjou for the assist.

V.20 No.13 |

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The Daily Word 4.1.11: Pagan New Year Edition

The Daily Word

Hurrah for the bra clapper.

Go on down to Ho Burger.

Trinity site open Saturday.

Obama robber nabbed in Austria.

Cops bust meth lab near school (That's where they always bust them.)

Eight U.N. workers killed in Afghanistan by mob angry about Qur'an burning.

Happy birthday Rachel Maddow.

Go Daddy founder in hot water with P.E.T.A. for shooting elephant.

Billy Joel decides not to write memoir.

Oil goes over $100 a barrel.

V.19 No.27 | 7/8/2010

Ten Things

Ten Delicious Recipes For Any Occasion

1) Jerked Beef Sandwich: beef jerky on white bread with ketchup.

2) Pickle Frowns: sliced pickles with spray cheese frowny faces drawn on them.

3) Cheerio Water: a glass of warm water with a single Cheerio dropped in it.

4) Surprise Cornbread: the surprise is there’s a bunch of plastic army men baked inside.

5) Spillers: I intentionally spill my Cheerio Water.

6) Western-Style Eggs: I make you eat a hard-boiled egg at gunpoint while wearing a cowboy hat.

7) Inside Out Rabbit: tomato soup in a fur-lined bowl.

8) Caché du Joel: I hide in your house and sing Billy Joel songs.

9) Don’t Eat ‘Ems: they’re poison.

10) Dream Pie: invisible pie that exists only in thought.