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V.24 No.6 |

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The Daily Word In Cute Animals That Can Kill You, The Virgin Mary and Pizza Jerks

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After a week or so of scrutiny, NBC decided to suspend Brian Williams without pay for six months. DON’T LIE TO THE PEOPLE, BRIAN!

The Virgin Mary was spotted in a Chimayo man’s truck after snowfall. #miracles

Say goodbye to treating your hangover with rhino horns and ivory, because the Obama administration is cracking down on illegal wildlife trafficking.

Jon Stewart is retiring from The Daily Show.

Iggy Azalea ordered a pizza from Papa John’s and her delivery guy gave her phone number to his family members! What has the world come to when a girl can’t even order a pizza in piece? (See what I did there?)

To everyone celebrating the past few days of glorious weather, PARTY'S OVER!

Some genius made a video of the Dr.Phil show with all dialogue removed. Just awkward staring. Lots of awkward staring.

The top 10 cute animals that can kill you.

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The Daily Word in how to procure Manson's body for that exhibit that will make you millions, when it's time to call the FBI and Burque's petroglyphs dump.

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Folks won't stop using the petroglyphs area as a dump.

Crazy Espanola principal called FBI on student who threw an American flag out a window.

It is not easy to access books from MDC.

64 musicians who died in 2014.

Charles Manson's fiancé may have tried to marry him in order to eventually procure Manson's body for a Mao-style glass case exhibit.

Other personal stories in addition to his helicopter crash tale told by Brian Williams over the years are now in question.

Florida business owners and patrons may be legally required to have trans customers use the male or female bathroom in accordance with the gender on that person's driver's license.

Twin fetuses-in-fetu were discovered in Hong Kong.

Dominik Strauss-Kahn, disgraced former IMF chief, "didn't have time" for the number of orgies he is accused of participating in.