Women taking care of other women gives me hope (and also makes me continuously angry because we need to do this but WHATEVER).

It’s a witchy world for us ladies, amirite?

Invisibility cloaks (ya know, like from Harry Potter) may be available for war crimes soon! Wow!

Michelle Obama’s speech about girls’ education around the world is perfect.

We should have known Walter White left Gray Matter for a stupid reason (because he’s a dumb awful idiot).

Oliva Wilde was too old to play Leo D.’s wife in Wolf of Wall Street. He was 38 and she was 28.

Have you heard of these vigilante pedophile hunters?

We should have known that '90s boybands would save the world.

What’s up, ISIS?

A running list of all the racist things that have happened at Voldemort Rallies.

“Honey, where’d you put my revolver?” “I didn’t touch it; you probably left in your drawer.” “I’m looking in my drawer right now and I don’t see it.” We’ve all been there, right?

Al Jazeera America is closing?!

Well, break my heart into a million pieces and then repair it with a snap of your fingers (kinda).

So if you don’t have cable or internet at home, like me, here’s a list of the things you missed at the Democratic Debate last night.

Who could have guessed that women would try to continue to have abortions despite more preventive laws?

There was a Furry convention at a hotel where Syrian refugees are staying in Vancouver and it’s actually really cute what happened.

Obama sends out Special Operations Forces to Syria.

Local college student creates program to pair service dogs with people who have epilepsy and it’s probably the sweetest thing ever.

What’s better than George Clooney, Matt Damon and Brad Pitt? It’s actually Sandra Bullock leading an all female cast in an Ocean’s Eleven remake!

Check out this pretty awesome video of a dance-off with a police officer!

No plans on Halloween? Set yourself a date with these horror films that will make you wish you made plans instead of being alone and scared in your extremely dark house.

Laying down while at work and pretending to adult never seemed so realistic until now. Oh, technology.

Pizza will never break your heart. Just check out these awesome photos for proof.

Psst. Looking for your own personal zombie for Halloween? Lyft has the hook up.

Like mortal blood feeding a vampire, queer women in horror films gives me life.

A collection of my bbg's most important instagram posts.

Watch Jimmy, I mean Drake, dance to different songs.

I guess I'll give country music a second chance.

Canadian Dealers will miss the children once Trudeau legalizes marijuana.

Anti-woman protestors don't like being counter-protested? Oh, woe is me.

Youtube is going to charge people now? Smell ya later, nerds.

Through tragedy we find that there are good people.

Hey, can I hold your lottery ticket for a second? Cool, I'll be right back.

Another supposed picture of Billy the Kid was the subject of a TV documentary last night.

There was a macabre apparent murder-suicide in Phoenix last Sunday.

Meatloaf picked up an abandoned puppy during his tour stop in Albuquerque.

The trailer for the new Star Wars film is out.

Biodregadable urns make it easier to become an oak tree. Or a peach tree.

Liberal Justin Trudeau will be Canada's next Prime Minister after defeating Conservative Steven Harper in a landslide.

Drones are the big christmas item this year and the US government wants them all registered.

Texas driver swerves and hits a passing motorcyclist. "Doesn't care".

Sad, cute or just weird: this kid had a CVS pharmacy-themed birthday party.

Crazy Town: The Rob Ford Story