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V.23 No.9 |

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The Daily Word in Candy Lady vs candy lady, a radioactive parking lot and Rob Ford on Kimmel

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A number of new TV series will soon start shooting in and around Albuquerque.

A new candy lady is moving into the original Candy Lady location in Old Town.

WIPP may be shut down, but shipments of radioactive waste are still arriving.

New Mexico ranked as 33rd happiest state in 2013.

Putin says Russia can do whatever it wants regarding Ukraine, but those aren't Russian troops.

Scientists revived a 30,000 year old virus found in Siberia.

Horseshoe crab blood harvest is harming the population of horseshoe crabs. Their blue blood is worth A LOT of money.

Rob Ford was (surprise) made a fool on Kimmel last night.

Check out the world's biggest (blimp-copter-thingy) aircraft.

Wisconsin tourism ad with Airplane! stars.

Homeless person found living in her car with 24 cats and three dogs.

Philadelphia's "Swiss Cheese Pervert" facing more charges.

Radio Shack is closing more than 1,000 of its US stores.

Uh ... 50 Cent featuring Jehovah's Witnesses using sign language to discourage deaf masturbation.

V.23 No.3 |

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The Daily Word in Rob Ford, the State of the State and Jimmy Dean's controversial sausage

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Gov. Susana Martinez delivered her "State of the State" address yesterday. The gist: she's for good things and against bad things. If only her policies reflected that.

The Candy Lady is heading to court to fight her eviction today. Maybe she should just pay her rent already?

The KKK has hit on a new recruitment strategy: Lollipops! and racism! (The second part isn't new.)

New Mexico's anal-probe-happy police officers have just cost taxpayers $1.6 million.

Toronto mayor Rob Ford is still crazy and drunk. Also, apparently, Jamaican?

A candidate for the Florida House of Representatives celebrated MLK day by calling for the lynching of President Obama. "I guess they're going to call me a racist now," he added.

Jimmy Dean has discontinued their 16oz roll of sausage and this Texan is mad as hell about having to buy a 12oz "fucking pussy roll of sausage."