APD shoots and kills suspected burglar at St. Pius High.

Casey Anthony releases first installment of her video diary.

5-year-old boy falls into open manhole in the Lead construction zone, family says, and swallows sewage.

The final tally of U.S. casualties in the Iraq War: 4,486.

Mom wraps up real-live sergeant as Christmas present.

Songs Michele Bachmann should have resigned to.

iPhone app will pay you to work out.

Robert Frank chosen to be UNM’s president.

Inspirational Tweets from Kanye West.

Best sub-headline of the year thus far: At the Iowa caucuses, the corpse of the Republican Party was wandering around Des Moines, hungry for brains.

Drunk woman rubs her butt on a $30 million abstract painting.

Facebook makes in-person conversations redundant.

Scientists distort light for the Pentagon to create time holes.

“Code Red Velvet,” a song about the cupcake that threatened national security.

Romney wants Big Bird to run on advertisements.

Vegan bodybuilders.

Satellite discovers a buried city in Egypt.

Scotch in a can.

Obama heads out on a Midwestern bus tour to try to connect with voters.

Albuquerque Defined Fitness continues to battle against opening of new strip club.

Sesame Street declares Bert and Ernie not gay.

Who wore it better? Gwen Stefani or the biblical character Joseph?

Global Warming may not be all bad.

Casey Anthony polled as the most hated person in America.

Albuquerque woman using stolen credit cards goes on a shopping spree at CNM Bookstore.

Minnesota wins the mythical creature blue ribbon for the week with a bigfoot sighting and a Chupacabra that turns out to be a badger.

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Google has agreed to buy Motorola mobile system for $12.5 billion.

Evidence found that giant sea dinosaurs gave birth to live young rather than hatching eggs.

Incredibly sexist TV commercial.

Teen dies from vampire bat bite, first case in the U.S.

19th-century African-American village uncovered in what is now NYC's Central Park.

Creative and artistic test question answers.

Former inmate arrested for attempting to break back into a California State Prison.

Mysterious orange goo washed up on Alaska shore turns out to be an egg mass from an unknown crustaceous species.

20 plenty-awkward design fails.

President Obama and Texas Governor Rick Perry at odds over scheduled execution of a Mexican national.

Al-Qaida linked terrorist secretly brought to New York to stand trial.

Not many problems with illegal fireworks this year.

Roadwork on the west side begins today.

South Korea will host the 2018 Winter Olympics.

Casey Anthony found not guilty, the talking heads who convicted her go apeshit!

Did illegal immigrants cause a 100-mile-wide dust storm in Phoenix???

Biker dies from head injury while protesting helmet laws in New York.

The Anti-PowerPoint Party is Switzerland's newest political party. Can you guess what their agenda is?

New study shows environmental factors play a more important role in causing autism.

Behold, a landmark American tampon ad.

Ad for the new Kevin James movie digitally inserted into 2007 rerun of How I Met Your Mother.

Man tries to escape prison in his wife's suitcase.

Japan discovers huge deposit of rare earth minerals.

Hooray for weird Italian sci-fi movies!

Top 10 cosmic album covers.

Monkey steals camera, takes the greatest self portrait ever.

Man sues to get his porn in prison.

The first cyborg horror story is 1834's The Steam Arm.

Your July financial to-do list.

McDonald's is test marketing an English Pub Burger.

Largest ever marsupial fossil discovered in Australia.

Holy Happy Birthday Burt Ward!!!

Casey Anthony is found not guilty of first-degree murder in the death of her two-year old daughter.

Evacuated New Mexico homeowners can return to their homes today, but the massive wildfire continues.

Three small spot fires broke out during the public fireworks display at Balloon Fiesta Park last night. You just can’t win.

Recipe for disaster; the New York City Parks Department is rationing toilet paper on the Coney Island Boardwalk to save a few bucks.

You can’t buy these adorable puppies if you’ve been drinking.

A civil rights reporter stages her own rape to cure PTSD.

“Facebook parties” might soon be banned in Germany.

Whoops. AOL urges men to masturbate more on its main page.

Actor Daniel Radcliffe developed a drinking problem while filming Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

Shia LeBeouf plans to direct a documentary on Marilyn Manson’s upcoming album.

Perpetual eating contest champion Joey Chestnut consumes up to 20,000 calories a day.