Louis XVI’s dried blood is inside a fancy gourd.
Randy Quaid is afraid he’s going to be murdered.
A one-handed model is all the rage in Europe.
You can fly from Hobbs to Houston. So figure out how to get to Hobbs, my friend, and… next stop, Houston. Then next stop, back. Then back to Houston.
Do you hate the Lead and Coal Project?
Masshole didn’t know what an atlatl was.
Happy birthday, Minnie Pearl.