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V.23 No.11 | 3/13/2014

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The Daily Word in funny drug news and other things.

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Did Flight MH370 disintigrate in midair?

A smoldering body was found in San Diego.

A Decatur woman with Alzheimer’s was living with her husband’s dead body for a month.

In Greeley, stoners can’t get haircuts at Hugo’s Barber Shop. LSD is probably okay, though.

There was an election and everyone voted for Kim Jong Un. Dennis Rodman won’t go visit him again, though.

Hipsters like obscure bands, then stop liking them when they achieve commercial success.

Mercury, the cat with no arms, amuses humans by walking upright.

Drug users are reportedly being extorted by people posing as DEA agents. Drug users who are approached by these fake agents should, um, contact the DEA immediately.

An Albuquerque man is in custody after police learned he had been holding his wife hostage in their home for the past four days. The wife escaped and called police from a neighbor’s house when the man went to get cigarettes. The man then hid from police in his mother’s house. Drugs may have been involved.

Tesla’s new battery factory might be in New Mexico. Deja vu.

Happy birthday, Chuck Norris.

V.22 No.52 |

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The Daily Word in drones, reefer stores, hematomas and how the NSA controls your iPhone

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Here's a list of local holiday closures to help you figure out when to put out your trash and stuff.

The Rio Grande is bone-dry in southern New Mexico.

Santa Fe's plastic bag ban takes effect February 27th 2014.

The Johnny Tapia film is coming soon.

NSA has 100% access to your iPhone. Messages, contacts—and they can remotely turn it into a listening device. Not cool.

Ariel Castro's neighbor was a murder-raping pig and he is going to jail.

Michael Schumacher is getting relatively better after his terrible skiing accident.

There is now a better cardboard box, people.

Cab Calloway's lexicon of hip will make you the life of the party before you cop a final.

Weed stores will open their doors in Denver tomorrow.

Dig this totally righteous anti-Nazi Christmas card from 1943.

You will need this guide to identifying and hiding from drones.

Buy Chuck Norris' house.

A tanker train exploded in North Dakota.

"The octopus-man would make a fine policeman or soldier ...."

V.21 No.35 |

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The Daily Word in deep space voyaging, fact checking and finger pointing

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On this date in 1977, Voyager 1 was launched. Soon it will reach interstellar space...

Dems, too, are skilled in the art of rhetorical gymnastics.

Top aide to Gov. Susana Martinez says a recording that includes troubling statements about his use of state email was aired without context and is "intentionally misleading."

Seriously though, a typo could derail the new minimum wage proposal.

Afghan military purges hundreds of soldiers in an attempt to respond to dozens of so-called "insider attacks" on international service members, most of them American.

Editor and writer Tom Engelhardt calls this violence "death by ally," and says that "such acts in such numbers are historically unprecedented."

U.S. Justice Dept. calls out B.P.'s bad behavior.

A strong earthquake in Costa Rica prompts tsunami warnings.

Gary Johnson's ballot access travails.

Chuck Norris is super stressed out in his airy home-dojo, on the potential eve of the end of the world as we know it.

"I often have to cut into the brain and it's something I hate doing."

Early Hitchcock films for free.

Slipped up sleight of hand.

Happy birthday to moonstruck Caspar Friedrich.

V.21 No.24 |

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The Daily Word in a female astronaut for China, a drug-trafficking prison worker, an inappropriate Ewok, a 911 sandwich order

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Taliban threatens to ban polio vaccinations for children as long as the U.S. continues drone strike campaign.

China sends first female astronaut into orbit.

Prison worker near Las Cruces accused of bringing drugs to her incarcerated fiance.

Rwandan genocide courts finish their work after 10 years of trials.

Saudi Arabia names new crown prince.

Starchild was an alien?

Little Bear fire 80% contained with newly cooperative weather.

Actor who played an Ewok faces jail time for flashing a student in England.

These GIFs make up what is The Gallery of Pure Awesomeness.

K-9 unit puppy!

Chuck Norris as a child.

Nicholas Cage as a cat.

Man calls 911 because deli workers were "giving him a hard time" over a complicated sandwich order.

Happy Birthday Richard Boone!

V.20 No.44 |

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The Daily Word in election results, in-flight porn and waking up gay

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Election news: Mississippi voters reject the scary Personhood Amendment. While voters in Ohio threw-out the governor's anti-union law and Kentucky's Democratic governor was re-elected.

Letter circulating around Socorro promises mass casualties on Friday.

Herman Cain affiliated PAC calls one of his accusers an ugly bitch.

R.I.P. to the overweight lover Heavy D.

Animal abuse caught on tape at Tingley Beach.

Occupy Denver finally has a leader.

Under pressure, Facebook removes rape-joke pages.

Does job retraining actually work?

Rugby player has a stroke, wakes up gay.

It's the 40th anniversary of Led Zeppelin IV.

Most brutal boxing picture ever.

Thank God for the world's first alcohol-free whiskey, and the world's first beer for dogs.

Local historian in the Russian city of Nizhny Novgorod fills his house with mummified female corpses.

Irish airline Ryanair to add in-flight porn for passengers.

The eight cheapest houses in America.

Live 1989 Nirvana set unearthed.

Brett Ratner resigns as Academy Awards producer after interview on Howard Stern.

The Fresh Prince pranks a Christian talk show.

I wish space junk, was as sexy as it sounds.

Mars rover Opportunity discovers a discovers the Holy Grail of its mission.

YES! Jean-Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris join the cast of The Expendables 2.

Happy Birthday Ed Wynn!!!

Thanks for the links E!

V.19 No.9 | 3/4/2010
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It’s Chuck Norris’ Birthday

It’s Chuck Norris’ birthday. Of course it’s Chuck Norris’ birthday whenever Chuck Norris says it’s Chuck Norris’ birthday, too, but today is really Chuck Norris’ birthday. I hear he wants some new throwing stars: 70 of them. One for every year he says he’s been alive. Let’s take a moment to reflect on this nice clip of him kicking a guy in the nuts.You can email your birthday wishes to him at fan@chucknorris.com. For anyone living under a rock, you can read facts about Chuck Norris here. You can make your own Chuck Norris facts with these easy instructions. I did not read the instructions prior to the creation of this blog, nor shall I read them now.

V.19 No.6 |

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The Daily Word 02.17.10: Lasers, Freaking, Assassination Squad

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It's Ash Wednesday. What are you giving up for Lent?

New Mexico's very own Airborne Laser successfully shot down two missiles this month. Pics and video here.

Authorities in Dubai released surveillance video of a 11-member assassination team before, during and after they killed a Hamas leader last month.

Keep up the good work! The TSA makes a disabled 4-year-old take off his leg braces and walk through a metal detector.

When will these kids stop it with all their freaking?

Epic profile of Roger Ebert here.

These mini-flying lizards from Indonesia are pretty cool looking.

Are you pregnant? Do you like filling out questionnaires? The government wants to be your friend for the next 21 years.

Who are the ten men who changed martial arts movies forever? (Spoiler alert: Chuck Norris is on the list)

When the shit goes down will you know how to make a roasted rat salad? If not you should check out these books.

Why proposing at sporting events is never a good idea.