Watch this video about how ant colonies work. Here's a hint: They're just like us, maaan.

Winter's almost over. Thank god. Here's a cool guide to planting bulbs for the next three seasons. Get some friggin' color up in here.

We're the only animal that has a chin. Which makes me scratch mine. Which makes me wonder if that's why it's there. It makes me dizzy.

Better clean up your act! A dirty house can get you a one-way ticket to the slammer like these two ABQ dirtbags.

Help the internet write a novel one character at a time. It can't be worse than Fight Club.

More than half of British adults went to church in the last year, proving once again that there's nothing to do in England.

Spain is offering citizenship to descendants of Jewish families who fled the country in the 15th century. We knew they'd come crawling back.

Hey, litterbugs! Quit leaving your dead bodies around and use this mushroom burial suit next time. It turns corpses into compost in no time, and it comes in a slim-fitting onesie.

A case of mistaken identity cost Mexican tourists their life in Egypt.

This re-imagined Super Mario video shows, in simplest terms, what refugees fleeing to Europe face.

Burning Man may sue Quiznos over their parody ad mocking the festival.

Talk about a brain freeze! One young woman decided to freeze her brain after she died in hopes of using it in the future.

First known written use of the word fuck surfaces.

Weatherman incorporates Madonna lyrics into his forecast.

Sperm donations are causing Last Week Tonight host John Oliver to close his newly formed megachurch.

Texting the wrong number has one man arrested in Florida.

I hope you got some good notes handy, Mr. President.

Sorry Monsanto, I didn't know these were your beans.

Just in case you want to know what's going on with Dr. Kermit Gosnell ...

Woman struck by stray bullet on Mother's Day "expected to be alright."

Steven Michael Quezada to speak at LULAC convention.

Wow, Brad Tate's got some record there.

Our local K-9's have got some good scent magic going on.

Debra Farinella, I think those deceased people would like their flowers back.

G and I walk home from church. Frequently, there are pools in the sidewalk that we must swim through, underwater. The water is cold and we can see trout swimming. I offer to pass along her road improvement suggestions to the church.

Antique armless race car driver, modern armless race car driver.

Ten amazing armless people including a guy who played Let It Be for The Pope.

Did Jan Van Eyck invent oil painting?

Look at this mud puddle.

Watch this Englishman put out a fire with a vacuum cleaner.

Photo gallery of things people save when they escape from their burning house.

300+ mph jet powered.... Schoolbus.

Police raid "sexual healing" church in Phoenix.

Just try bringing up the subject of Kegel exercises in the digital age and someone will find the Kegelmaster 2000. It's the world's first progressive resistance vaginal exerciser, in case you didn't know.

Here is one man who is not afraid of radiation poisoning in Fukushima.

Update on the Chinese ghost-city of Ordos.

Everything you never wanted to know about pigeon shit on your roof.

Turkey inseminator.

Let's check in with Blue Andy Rooney.

What happened on 9/11/1972? The beginning of The Pinto Affair, which could have been avoided according to the WORLD'S MOST BORING MAN.

Posted to Alibi's Flickr photo pool by our buddy richardzx.

Old Town-- Christmas Eve--San Felipe de Neri Church

Obama looking for someone’s “ass to kick” when it comes to the BP oil spill.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is heckled during a speech by America’s Future Now protesters.

Teachers in Chicago sue the city for oversized classes.

Turkey passes an internet ban on all things Google.

Los Angeles forces 400 medical marijuana dispensaries to close.

A cross is used to beat an elderly woman to death at an Arkansas church.

GM recalls 1.4 million vehicles due to heated windshield washer fluid causing a fire hazard.

Hall & Oates are cancelling their concert at the Arizona Diamondback’s Chase Field in protest of SB 1070.

Elton John performed at Rush Limbaugh’s wedding!?

Galileo’s fingers are on display in a Florence, Italy museum.

Three’s your limit; the Blue Corn Café and Rio Chama Steakhouse impose drink restrictions.

Remember how our economy tanked? Security and Exchange Commission employees were watching porn at work while it happened.

To save money, three Santa Fe schools will be closed.

Comedy Central censors part of "South Park" after creators are threatened by a radical Muslim group.

Will the Catholic Church now address superiors' crimes against women?

After the volcano ash brouhaha, should we dump planes for blimps?

Arizona's governor could sign what would be the nation's harshest immigration bill today.

Bombs kill dozens of civilians in Iraq.

First full face transplant.

Baby sea lion found on roof of four-story building.

This white supremacist was murdered.

It's Shirley Temple's birthday. Lollipops!

Baghdad car-bombs kill 36.

The iPhone helps a man survive his Haitian ordeal.

Gary Coleman: behind bars!

A meteorite hit a doctor’s office.

There are conflicting reports regarding the alleged Brangelina breakup.

The Church of Scientology lends a hand in Haiti.

The Saints beat the Vikings and will go to the Superbowl.

Humans were an endangered species in the past.

Canned beer turned 75 yesterday.

What’s on David Bowie’s iPod? I have “Nixon in China” on mine, thanks to Brutus.

Read about the village that died to save its neighbors.

Holiday Inn is testing human bed-warmers.

Mayor Berry is launching a war on property crime. I think I like this guy.

“Breaking Bad” and “In Plain Sight” will continue to shoot in Albuquerque.

New Mexico Domestic Partnership bill could be introduced today.

It’s Dean Jones’ birthday. Here he is in The Ugly Dachshund.

Thanks again to Anjou for the links.