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V.21 No.7 | 2/16/2012

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The Daily Word in Joe the Plumber, Obama birth control, undocumented immigrant license repeal

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The Daily Word

Obama administration expected to announce a compromise with religious groups in regard to birth control.

Coronado Mall employees going to jail. Police say they’ve been physically agressive in pushing sales.

Bombings in Syria kill at least 25.

Gov. Martinez-backed repeal disallows undocumentedl immigrants from getting driver’s licenses.

House also approves pay raise for county officials.

Conservationists kill rhino while trying to inform the public on how to help rhinos.

Man carrying petitions for A Safer Missouri Citizens’ Coalition shot to death in St. Louis.

Nothing says Valentine’s Day love like a “salamigram.”

In other salty-processed-meat-Valentine’s news, Pizza Hut is running a marriage proposal special for ten grand.

APS says boy burned in locker room horseplay involving aerosol and a lighter.

Joe the Plumber is running for Congress.

Man arrested for putting 3-year-old in a dryer, turning it on.

Two nuclear plants approved in Georgia.

Chewie, Barney and Alf— the men behind the masks.

Police say Illinois teen tried to bring five sacks of sacks of weed into juvie, but decided to put them in a security checkpoint tray rather than take them through a metal detector.

A list of ways to refer to Zooey Deschanel, aka the “manic pixie dream girl.”

One-legged man running from trouble prompts the question, What would Omar Little do? Oh, indeed.


V.19 No.36 | 9/9/2010
A snapshot of less attractive Forever 21 merchandise

Fashion

Fast Fashion

The new Forever 21 is open at Coronado Center

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Praise the gods of affordable apparel, the 20,000 square foot Forever 21 at Coronado Center is open. Out of key makeup items, yesterday I grudgingly stopped by Coronado to shop at Sephora and was pleasantly surprised to find the new Forever 21 open for business. The store shines like a tranny out on the town. The decor, naturally, is that mega-trendy faux Lucite and chandelier-bedecked, quasi French boudoir style, which compliments the voluminous stock of cheap, whimsy-laden merchandise. This store, unlike its Cottonwood Mall counterpart, has a men’s section, a lingerie section, shitloads of accessories and who knows what else. I’d have to spend hours in there to give a full assessment. Sadly, the store was closing when I arrived and it was all I could do just to contain my excitement long enough to locate and purchase some big-ass sunglasses and ruffley pajama shorts.


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