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V.25 No.31 | 08/04/2016

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The Daily Word in Tax Free holiday 2016, Gags The Green Bay Clown and new wheels for APD

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This weekend is the annual Tax Free Holiday.

Health officials skipped a meeting that was to address the long length of time it takes to process New Mexico medical marijuana applications because they were too busy processing medical marijuana applications.

APD purchased new fleet vehicles to replace the Challengers no one likes.

Donald Trump admitted to a mistake and David Brooks explains why Trump is "psychologically off the chain".

The Mayor of Fairfax City, Virginia was arrested in a "meth-for-sex" undercover sting.

Gags—The Green Bay Clown is scaring the pants off Green Bay, Wisconsin residents. John Wayne Gacy, anyone?

Dennis Rodman recalls three times he broke his dick.

V.23 No.11 | 3/13/2014

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The Daily Word in funny drug news and other things.

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Did Flight MH370 disintigrate in midair?

A smoldering body was found in San Diego.

A Decatur woman with Alzheimer’s was living with her husband’s dead body for a month.

In Greeley, stoners can’t get haircuts at Hugo’s Barber Shop. LSD is probably okay, though.

There was an election and everyone voted for Kim Jong Un. Dennis Rodman won’t go visit him again, though.

Hipsters like obscure bands, then stop liking them when they achieve commercial success.

Mercury, the cat with no arms, amuses humans by walking upright.

Drug users are reportedly being extorted by people posing as DEA agents. Drug users who are approached by these fake agents should, um, contact the DEA immediately.

An Albuquerque man is in custody after police learned he had been holding his wife hostage in their home for the past four days. The wife escaped and called police from a neighbor’s house when the man went to get cigarettes. The man then hid from police in his mother’s house. Drugs may have been involved.

Tesla’s new battery factory might be in New Mexico. Deja vu.

Happy birthday, Chuck Norris.

V.23 No.8 | 2/20/2014

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The Daily Word in Ukraine, Uganda and, you guessed it, eugenics.

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Our army is shrinking.

Fox plans to make a movie about Dennis Rodman’s visit to North Korea.

Will the FDA approve eugenics? Khaaan!

Ukraine’s fugitive ex-president is sought for “mass murder.”

There’s a new anti-gay law in Uganda.

Rest in peace, Maria von Trapp.

Huh?

Discover the secret origin of the Bloody Mary.

Discover the secret origins of dirty words.

Take this good email advice.

Beware Paseo Del Norte.

Don’t throw trash at basketball players.

Happy birthday, James Farentino.