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The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.
I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.
My wife didn't like her birthday present.
We now get the Oprah Channel.
We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.
The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.
The garbage was full.
We were wearing the same color jumpsuit.
I think these pigeons are fucking with me.
There was snow on my car.
All my chips were crushed.
7-11 is going to be closed.
This jackass parked too close.
The cleaning lady didn't put a bag in my garbage can.
My cup has a hole in it.