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V.21 No.12 |

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The Daily Word: APD officers rewarded for shooting citizens?; Dick Cheney lost an OEM part; a snow globe of cash; midget wrestling in the late sixties

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Police union has been giving what some are calling "bounty" to APD officers involved in shootings.

Some guy climbed up the NY Times building.

Just another freaky-looking, lavish-lifestyle-living, money-grubbing evangelical christian family.

King of the road.

Armored truck doors fly open resulting in "snow globe of cash."

Everyone loves a good font.

Dick Cheney has a new heart.

Ziggy Stardust box set.

These guys are dwarves, but they called it "midget-wrestling."

17th century Buddha statue with secrets.

"The parchment is hairy" and other grumpy margin notes by medieval monks.

So I'm reading this blog about celebrity profiles by female journalists and am reminded of the great Kim Gordon LL Cool J interview.

On this day in 1918 Howard Cosell was born.

V.21 No.11 | 3/15/2012

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The Daily Word in reindeer run over, village bans death and thieves steal Tide

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Obama effigy burnings take over the streets of Afghanistan to protest the death of 16 civilians.

There will be no Christmas this year after thousands of reindeer are killed by Swedish high-speed train.

In no surprise at all, half of GOP voters in Alabama and Mississippi still believe President Obama is Muslim. One in four think his parents’ interracial marriage should have been illegal.

One in five people drop Facebook friends over political posts.

A study finds that red meat is responsible for one in ten early deaths.

That’s troubling news for the Italian village of Falciano del Massico that banned its residents from dying.

Like a scene from Jaws, a shark feeding frenzy closes an Australia beach.

Former VP Dick Cheney feels Canada is too dangerous for a visit.

Thieves are stealing Tide detergent to take it advantage of its oddly lucrative black market.

Meanwhile, toilet paper supplies are running dangerously low in Trenton, N.J.

Anthony Bourdain gets Marilyn Hagerty a table at posh restaurant Le Bernardin after her hilarious Olive Garden review goes viral.

Your favorite celebrities— cholafied.

There’s something strangely comforting about the chromatic arrangement of books.

V.20 No.3 | 1/20/2011

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The Daily Word 1.18.11: Iran hates love, resurrecting the mammoth, Facebook mug shots

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Former Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger has a drug problem. The drug? The power of being governor.

Fuck love! Iran bans production of all Valentine’s Day gifts.

Ricky Gervais hit the ball out of the park with his snide satire hosting the Golden Globes.

Protests and civil unrest are ripping Tunisia apart.

WikiLeaks strikes again; Julian Assange to release the tax info of 2,000 very wealthy people.

Dick Cheney says Obama has “learned from experience” that the Bush policies were right. I’ve “learned from experience” that Cheney is still an idiot.

Holy Jurassic Park! A team of scientists are trying to clone and bring back the extinct mammoth.

TV personality Regis Philbin is finally calling it quits at age 79.

The Supreme Court rejects an appeal from opponents of D.C.’s same-sex marriage law.

Chihuahua vs. Owl: The Battle for World Domination.

A California city considers posting drunk drivers’ mug shots on Facebook.

V.19 No.52 |

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The Daily Word 01.05.11: UNMH Shooter On The Loose, Mega Millions Winners, Dick Cheney On The Loose

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Police are still on the hunt for the UNM Hospital shooter.

Icy roads shut down Montgomery and San Mateo this morning.

Robert Gibbs will leave his post of White House Press Secretary.

A Chicago woman calls 911 to scare boyfriend into proposing.

Police in Santa Fe evacuate a neighborhood after finding a meth lab.

Two million dead fish found in the Chesapeake Bay.

Dick Cheney is back.

Two winners will split the Mega-Million's $355 million jackpot.

In License plate news: Virginia revokes world's greatest license plate. Also, South Carolina's proposed "coon hunters" plate is not racist, OK?

Scientists are on the verge of a baldness cure for those poor bald jerks.

The end of bananas as we know them.

Brush up on your alternate members of the Fantastic Four here.

Giant bluefin tuna sells for $400,000 in Japan.

Cameron's house from Ferris Bueller's Day Off is for sale.

Who knew they were still making new episodes of Spongebob Squarepants?

Poor Stan Lee is reduced to creating super-heroes based on the teams of the NHL.

The worst wedding gift ever.

The top seven gaming disasters of 2010.

Happy Birthday Ted Lange!!!

V.19 No.48 |

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The Daily Word 12.3.10: Gay birds, neutron bombs and the felonious Dick Cheney

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Iowa prisons may begin making own toilet paper.

Disney town sees first murder.

Inventor of neutron bomb dies.

Charles Manson caught with cell phone.

House censures Rangel.

Eight sets of remains found in one grave.

Bed bugs close high end boutique.

Nigeria to file charges against Dick Cheney.

Pollution makes birds gay, study says.

Bicyclist killed by garbage truck.

V.19 No.8 | 2/25/2010
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The Daily Word 2.23.10: Dick Cheney, Sexy iPhone Apps, Frozen Fetuses

Former Vice President Dick Cheney rushed to the hospital after experiencing chest pains.

More than two dozen frozen fetuses found after a doctor’s office raid.

Check out China’s pollution-fighting fish, coming to a lake near you.

The Love Boat; 350 get sick aboard a cruise ship headed towards the Caribbean.

Apple to ban many “sexy” iPhone apps.

Former NBA star Jayson Williams sentenced to 5 years in prison for shooting his limo driver.

The UNM Lobos men’s basketball team is ranked 10th in the country, their highest ranking since 1997.

In Plain Sight star Mary McCormack apologizes for anti-Albuquerque statements she made on an E! Network TV show.

Two are arrested for squatting at the abandoned Silver Moon Lodge on Central.