It’s Gov. Susana Martinez’s party and she can get rowdy if she wants to. *Insert hysterically laughing emoji here*.
No one really cares if Martin Shkreli got arrested. The real concern here is what’s going to happen to Wu Tang’s album.
Amusement parks: Where you have to go through metal detectors and feel unsafe when you’re just trying to have a good time.
Amy Poehler and I are basically the same person because we’re the only two people in the world who don’t care about the new Star Wars movie.
But one another note for you Star Wars nerds out there, check out this video of the cast pretending they’re as cool as Anna Kendrick while they sing an A Capelle version of the movies theme song.