election day


V.25 No.44 | 11/03/2016
Bad Hombres

politics

Laugh it Up

Because today is election day and we may not be laughing much longer

It was depressing, but at least we had the jokes.
V.19 No.44 | 11/4/2010

news

The Daily Word 11.2.10: election day, space alien research, red light cameras return

The Daily Word

It’s Election Day! Get out there and vote, damnit!

The San Francisco Giants win the 2010 World Series, the first since they moved to the left coast.

“The Governator” bans the use of welfare cards at psychics and medical marijuana centers.

A drunk Florida man groped a bunch of teens at a haunted house.

A teen is suspended for wearing medieval armor and riding a horse to school.

Two more Albuquerque massage parlors are shut down for prostitution.

Vote “yes” for space alien research on this Denver ballot.

The red light cameras will return modified; speeders no longer ticketed.

The I-25 rock chuckers have been arrested.

Three Americans are shot to death at the U.S.-Mexico border near Juarez.

I (fucking) voted.

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Your fucking polling location

Hey! Remember to fucking vote tomorrow. Don't know where the fuck to vote? Look at this fucking website to find out where the fuck you vote!