Joel McHale has been chosen to host the White House Correspondents dinner. It might get a little “Soup”-y.
Oscar Pistorius is “consumed by sorrow” over the fatal shooting of his girlfriend.
Word to the wise: If you don't pay your premiums, you don't keep your insurance.
A former teacher is accused of phoning in a bomb threat to the school he used to work at. Where do they find these people?
So wait … does Viagra help horses run faster? So where should I place my bets? But let's keep this on the hush-hush, know what I'm saying?
Just in case you're getting flavored condoms for tonight …