Dahling, your neighborhood is just sooooo charming.

#TrumpUniversityMascot is the best hashtag game ever.

The food industry doesn't want you to know which products are genetically modified. Gross.

Also gross: a video of molten copper being poured over a Big Mac ... to no effect.

President Obama has nominated Garland as Scalia's replacement in the US Supreme Court.

Mitch McConnell plans to delay the Senate's vote on the next Supreme Court justice.

Ready for the real life Jurassic Park? Scientists have discovered a fossilized pregnant T Rex!

N.M. has a serious opiate abuse problem so the government has awarded the state $1.7 million for health centers and treatment providers.

Divers in Indonesia found endangered animals trapped in underwater cages.

The Ferguson City Council has unanimously agreed to a DOJ overhaul on its police force and municipal court system.

Mother Teresa may be coming up on sainthood but she was no saint.

The Senate fails to repeal Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

President Obama's top economic advisor is quitting.

Someone from a Georgia Republican Senator's office posted some homophobic comments on a gay rights blog.

The world's oldest man is 114.

The best headline I've ever read: Axe-Wielding Ninja Robs Jewelry Store

Is New Mexico's recession over yet?

Denver Broncos rookie Kenny McKinley kills himself.

Governor Richardson is selling his junk.

Did you miss the big fight behind the bleachers? Watch it on Youtube.

Four-year-old finds a used condom in a hotel room, now has herpes.

Megachurch Bishop ironically accused of coercing young men into sex.

Twelve-year-old killed by train because his iPod was too loud.

(HOORAY?) The newest Vatican scandal doesn't involve pedophiles.

Steve Wiebe reclaims the world record Donkey Kong high score.

Egyptian newspaper photoshop fail.

Lil Wayne's classy new album has a classy song called Gonorrhea.

By the time hipsters bring designer milk to Albuquerque, it will be out of style.

My neighbor may be an asshole with a dog that never stops barking, but that doesn't make him a terrorist.

Fossil treasure trove discovered in California.

The Mars rover finds a meteorite.

Newspaper in Minnesota publishes a racist joke.

What do you think of Burger King's new breakfast items?

Someone cracked the DRM that protects Blueray, HDMI and HD transmission video. What does that mean for your pirate friends?

It's National Bourbon Heritage Month. Are we drunk yet?

Happy birthday Michael Faraday!!!