Dancing over our heads and into our hearts along with our team of high-flying fetishists is our featured aerialist artist. A favorite of the goth scene, headlining in shows like the Bloodsucker's Bizarre in addition to her work with the circus community, she is exactly who we wanted to bring the theme song for the formal to life. Dancing to live, original music in addition to taking to the air several times for our enjoyment through the night, Sarah Katz Suski of ABQ Circus Arts is our dream come true.

Because our aerialists know how to share, we're also welcoming the team from Ascension to the Formal as well as the air. Ascension Body Modification is an internationally known team of performance artists who specialize in body modification and hook suspension. Touring with bands like Jane's Addiction and creating experiences for people across the map, we are both honored and delighted to have them join us at the Fetish Formal. Their work has been called beautiful and transformative—it's truly a thing to behold. Your team for the formal? Steve Truitt, Marlo Marquis and Mark Fischer will be suspending the gorgeous Victoria LeMeow.

Not sure how you're going to get tarted up for the event yet? Let Sarah "Baddass" Bridger of Genius Studios, noted makeup artist and hair stylist, treat you to an updo and/or a makeup session for the Formal! She'll be offering our patrons a discount to make sure you look your best. (She's the artist our band is trusting.) Contact Sarah at (505) 578-6536 or PrincessSarahHair@gmail.com to book your time to get spoiled and fabulous.

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