Bernie is "stirred by his emotions?" I would never have guessed. Take a look at these handwriting analyses of the candidates.
NASA is funding research into hitching rides on asteroids as a form of space travel.
A ten-year-old boy had a brilliant idea: blue corn chips for the nachos at the Brewers' concession stands. That way,the nachos match the team colors! "Tyler's Nachos" will be on sale today at Miller Park in Milwaukee.
What was thought to be a lost underwater city has been discovered to be ancient bacterial concretions.
In case you were worried: A study has shown that multiple parallel lines at the checkout lane is faster than the traditional single line preferred by movie and concert ticket booths.
Colombian doctors successfully removed a live grenade from a soldier's head. Another soldier accidentally fired a grenade launcher and embedded one of the explosive devices in his comrade's skull. The operation was done in the parking lot in case it exploded.
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