Dahling, your neighborhood is just sooooo charming.

#TrumpUniversityMascot is the best hashtag game ever.

The food industry doesn't want you to know which products are genetically modified. Gross.

Also gross: a video of molten copper being poured over a Big Mac ... to no effect.

President Obama has nominated Garland as Scalia's replacement in the US Supreme Court.

Mitch McConnell plans to delay the Senate's vote on the next Supreme Court justice.

Ready for the real life Jurassic Park? Scientists have discovered a fossilized pregnant T Rex!

N.M. has a serious opiate abuse problem so the government has awarded the state $1.7 million for health centers and treatment providers.

Divers in Indonesia found endangered animals trapped in underwater cages.

The Ferguson City Council has unanimously agreed to a DOJ overhaul on its police force and municipal court system.

Mother Teresa may be coming up on sainthood but she was no saint.

Flying Star may be bought out to save the remaining restaurants.

The first uterus transplant in the U.S. happened this week in Cleveland.

“No-selfie zones” have been set up in Mumbai in response to selfie-related deaths.

These buffoons are actually running for president.

It just gets worse... Christie endorses Trump.

Asshole alert: Indonesia's former Informations and Communications Minister sent out a tweet declaring that all homosexuals should be put to death.

The Oscars are this weekend, so let's take a look back at some of the best loser faces actors could come up with.

Japan’s post-earthquake nuclear disaster is now as bad as Chernobyl.

The Chevy Cruze is recalled after a steering wheel falls off.

Gas is expected to reach nearly $5 a gallon by Memorial Day. Ugh.

Two people steal $130 from a 13-year-old’s lemonade stand.

This Indonesian clinic claims that smoking can actually cure cancer.

Iceland’s Phallogical Museum (yep, that’s penis) gets its very first human specimen from a 95-year-old.

Jack the Ripper v2.0? A ninth human skull has been found in Long Island, being linked to a serial killer with a penchant for prostitutes.

Make yourself sick and take a look at this list of the 20 highest-paid CEOs.

Take some classes on how to grow pot at Marijuana State University.

Steve Carell’s final episode in “The Office” is increased to 50 minutes.

Virgin Galactic is hiring astronauts for its commercial spaceflights out of Spaceport America.

George Takei (“Star Trek”) demonstrates the proper use of the word “douchebag.” Glad that’s settled.

Yemen printer cartridge bomb was set to explode in 17 minutes.

Speaking of which, can you opt out of an airport body scan?

Banksy “flower bomber” stencil: best costume ever.

The volcano that killed 36 last week in Indonesia erupted again yesterday, only with “more force.”

The handsfree Kinect for Xbox 360 is out. Here’s a side-by-side comparison with PlayStation Move for PS3 and Nintendo’s Wii and MotionPlus .

Palin reacts to the midterm election results. Tina Fey reacts to Sarah Palin.

Captivating photos of the Outlaw Motorcycle Club in the ’60s.

Did George W. Brush approve torture? "Damn right."

Rock and roll revelations from Keith Richards’ new book.