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V.25 No.24 | 06/16/2016

The Daily Word in Drunk Cats, Unfunny Clowns and Little Hands

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My love of bad taste is legendary in these parts, which is why I've been dying to see Jerry Lewis' super secret holocaust movie, The Day the Clown Cried, wherein a German clown leads Jewish children to the gas chambers. Hiyo! Lewis gave the film to the Library of Congress under condition that it not be shown until 2024. Other than short glimpses here and there (and a live staging of the script by Patton Oswald), not many have seen this poorly planned work, but thanks to internet, 30 full minutes have surfaced. Enjoy!

Using neural stem cells, scientists have shown that an aged hippocampus will accept transplanted brain stem cells. That means age-related brain degeneration can probably be reversed. And the stem cells needed might be feasibly harvested from skin cells. This is fucking nuts!

After six months in the International Space Station, three astronauts safely landed back on earth yesterday. British astronaut Tim Peake told reporters, "Best ride I’ve been on ever.”

Just when you thought cat owners couldn't seem lonelier: here comes cat wine! There's no alcohol in this fine feline beverage, just catnip, beet juice and a sad longing for human companionship. At least you don't have to get drunk by yourself anymore.

Yes. Americans Against Insecure Billionaires with Tiny Hands, a sexy new Anti-Trump PAC released their first ad last Wednesday, finally asking the question, "Just how big are Trump's hands, and can such a small-handed man really run a country?"

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V.25 No.11 | 03/17/2016

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The Daily Word in terrorism, stolen UFOs and expensive ships

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A Seattle man has climbed an 80-foot tree and won't come down.

The Navy's new destroyer costs $4.4 billion.

Astronauts may find Easter eggs in newest supply shipment to the International Space Station.

Is there any logic to suicide bombings?

Las Cruces police officer gets nine years for sexual assault; City settles for $3 million.

A UFO has been stolen from a Roswell museum.

A five-year-old girl saved her mother from drowning.

The search for the Brussels attack suspects is on.

ISIS understands propaganda and how to use the media to its advantage.

Still trying to think up a decent April Fools prank?

V.21 No.40 | 10/4/2012

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The Daily Word in wedding fights, puking celebrities, rescued ducks

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Romney and Obama are all tied up.

SpaceX’s Dragon spacecraft launched successfully yesterday towards the ISS.

Lobo football caught another win over the weekend.

One dead and three arrested after a massive brawl between two wedding parties in Philly.

Lady Gaga upstages the Biebs and vomits three times during a performance in Barcelona without missing a beat.

Altitude sickness” seems to be the main reason so many darn people visit the Balloon Fiesta ER. President Obama can relate.

Felix Baumgartner’s supersonic free fall will go down tomorrow over Roswell, pending weather conditions.

Group of grown-up rescue ducks experience a pond for the first time, adorableness ensues.

Three teens who broke out of a juvenile corrections facility in Sandoval County are now back in custody.

Two pre-teen girls arrested after sneaking back into a school and spending the night there running through the halls, eating snacks, making prank phone calls and hacking into computers.

High School students in Illinois suspended for eating mints at school.

Men’s costumes vs. women’s costumes.

British teen has to have a large part of her stomach removed after indulging in a nitrogen-infused cocktail.

Mitt Romney does have fabulous hair.

V.21 No.2 | 1/12/2012

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The Daily Word in Judge Judy’s violence, Glenn Beck’s back and Portland’s bunny theft

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Glenn Beck throws his back out after jumping onto a coffee table.

Thieves steal valuable Pablo Picasso and Piet Mondrian paintings from a Greece art museum.

Studies find people describe New Mexico as “dull,” “barren” and “close to Arizona.”

325,000 are expected to vote in today’s New Hampshire primary.

... And in case you’re wondering Tim “Tebus Christ” Tebow does not have a horse in the GOP race.

A woman attacks her husband with a hammer for watching “Judge Judy.”

The Department of Homeland Security now has permission to monitor journalists and retain info on social networkers. Hi, guys!

Hostess Brands is preparing to file for bankruptcy.

Awwww! A broken heart increases the risk of having a cardiac attack.

And the Gayest City in America is ... Salt Lake City??

Alabama shuts out LSU as victors of the BCS National Championship.

Don’t bother donating your body to science if you’re chubby.

A man walks into court wearing a jacket covered in a crack recipe.

Photographing the International Space Station at home, in ten easy steps!

You can steal our bunny rabbits, but Meat Class 101 must go on.

Thanks to Emily and Constance for some of today’s links.

V.19 No.46 | 11/18/2010

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The Daily Word 11.16.10: The Beatles on iTunes, Prince William engaged, violent tamale assault

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Sorry, ladies; Prince William is engaged.

Take a look at these incredible pictures of Earth from the International Space Station.

This man was brought back to life during a high school football game.

A Florida woman is arrested after assaulting her boyfriend with a plate of tamales.

The Beatles catalog is finally available on iTunes.

Gay activists against “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” chain themselves to the White House gates.

Japan brings back asteroid dust from space for the very first time.

The Philadelphia Eagles completely obliterate the Washington Redskins while Michael Vick has a career day.

E.coli was discovered in cheese sold at Costco stores in the southwest region.

You still won’t be able to get booze at The Pit, University Stadium or the SUB.

Who the hell uses a baby as a shield during a traffic stop?

This Florida car dealer throws in a free AK-47 with the purchase of a new truck.

Thank God they tracked down this stolen meerkat from the Kansas City Zoo.