Time to quit your job and become an astronaut!

Want to help fight Islamophobia?

Uterus transplants may be a thing by 2121.

Santa’s replacement is coming to town.

Tis the season! Here’s a gift list for everyone you hate.

Rep. Mia McLeod wants to show how stupid anti-woman laws are.

A mistrial was declared for the first officer to be trialed in the Freddie Gray case.

Remember that guy who jacked up the price for life-saving meds overnight this September? Well, this thing just happened to him (HA).

Are you a typical shitty driver in Albuquerque? Probably. This teen is calling you out.

The Golden Globe nominations are IN.

Kendrick Lamar is perfect and I want him to win everything at the Grammys, and it looks like he very well could.

Okay, I actually believe that this is a missile.

Trying to understand millennials politically? This may help.

Ever since I realized people take Hitler—I mean Trump—seriously, I can’t stop worrying about it.

The Planned Parenthood shooter can’t shut the fuck up.

Is Islamophobia worse right now than after 9/11?

Take note, Susana: Syrians are definitely, legally allowed to go to Texas now.