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Road trip! Saturdays and Sundays only.
The Paolo Soleri closes with Love-ett.
Don't even think about being naughty in Russia.
Prisoners don't wear Prada.
It's Shark Week, in Albuquerque.
This guy is lucky he didn't get keyed.
Will someone clone me a cute matador next?
Diane Denish flys like P-Diddy. Maybe she can buy jet fuel with food stamps.
Get your learn on, New Mexico.
Soda is gross.