jerry lewis


V.25 No.38 | 9/22/2016
Max Rose

Film Review

Max Rose

Sad drama about death and regret adds a modest capper to its star’s long career

Sad drama about death and regret adds a modest capper to its star’s long career.
V.25 No.24 | 06/16/2016

The Daily Word in Drunk Cats, Unfunny Clowns and Little Hands

The Daily Word

My love of bad taste is legendary in these parts, which is why I've been dying to see Jerry Lewis' super secret holocaust movie, The Day the Clown Cried, wherein a German clown leads Jewish children to the gas chambers. Hiyo! Lewis gave the film to the Library of Congress under condition that it not be shown until 2024. Other than short glimpses here and there (and a live staging of the script by Patton Oswald), not many have seen this poorly planned work, but thanks to internet, 30 full minutes have surfaced. Enjoy!

Using neural stem cells, scientists have shown that an aged hippocampus will accept transplanted brain stem cells. That means age-related brain degeneration can probably be reversed. And the stem cells needed might be feasibly harvested from skin cells. This is fucking nuts!

After six months in the International Space Station, three astronauts safely landed back on earth yesterday. British astronaut Tim Peake told reporters, "Best ride I’ve been on ever.”

Just when you thought cat owners couldn't seem lonelier: here comes cat wine! There's no alcohol in this fine feline beverage, just catnip, beet juice and a sad longing for human companionship. At least you don't have to get drunk by yourself anymore.

Yes. Americans Against Insecure Billionaires with Tiny Hands, a sexy new Anti-Trump PAC released their first ad last Wednesday, finally asking the question, "Just how big are Trump's hands, and can such a small-handed man really run a country?"

The End

V.20 No.19 |

news

The Daily Word: Sexting A Tween, Glitterbombs, The Cosby Sweater Project

The Daily Word

Meet new Al Qaeda leader: Saif Al Adel.

Local 11-year-old is sexted by her teacher.

Worst? Allergy. Season. Ever.

85-year-old Jerry Lewis is retiring from the MDA telethon.

Watch Newt Gingrich get glitterbombed.

Gary Johnson is endorsed by pothead extraordinaire Willie Nelson.

RIP Baseball superstar Harmon Killebrew.

This is without a doubt the most important link you'll see all day. Someone is documenting episode by episode the best sweaters from The Cosby Show.

Cruise ship mutiny quashed with free booze.

What kind of Facebook poster are you?

Remember when Shaq Fu was the future of sports?

Watermelons are exploding in China.

Happy Birthday Perry Como!!!

V.20 No.10 |

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The Daily Word: Japan, Politics, Politics, Politics, Hitler, Politics, Boob Jobs, Politics

The Daily Word

Bill O'Reilly says the media is hyping the the nuclear situation in Japan, meanwhile Japanese workers evacuate the troubled nuclear plant. In an unrelated matter, it's being reported that radioactive snow is falling in Japan.

Not a single Republican on the House Energy committee will admit that climate change is real.

N.M. House rejects the Senate's immigrant license bill.

New census data shows Rio Rancho and Los Lunas are New Mexico's fastest growing cities.

Democrats are trying to force Republicans who oppose Obama's health care overhual to publicly declare whether they accept taxpayer-subsidized health care from the Federal Employee Health Benefit Program.

Missouri lawmakers are repealing voter-approved anti-puppy-mill lows.

House committee has nothing better to do than vote to defund NPR and PBS.

Is this what conservatives really want? Georgia governor raises taxes on Girl Scout Cookies, and cuts taxes on multinational corporations. While Michigan's governor cuts corporate tax rate by 86% and raises taxes for the working poor.

A terrible mother filed a lawsuit against her daughter's preschool for inadequately preparing the 4-year-old to pursue an Ivy League education.

Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez is urging his citizens to say no to boob jobs.

Chicago bookstore forced to cancel mafia book signing after threats.

Some of the best walk off moments from 60 Minutes.

Life publishes some never-before seen photos of Hitler.

A tour of the worlds greatest holes.

The Wire's Snoop arrested, charged with conspiracy to sell heroin.

TV's Buffy The Vampire Slayer premiered 14 years ago this week.

Lean Cuisine meals are being recalled.

Were you a Hee Haw fan or did your parents prefer Soul Train? You can only choose one!

Hey nerds! Read Stan Lee's deposition on the creation of the Marvel universe. Seriously, it's good.

The Gap want's you to haggle for your next pair of pants.

Nickelodeon is bringing back some it's big hits from the 90s. Come on Pete & Pete!

Charlie Sheen's porn star loser girlfriend tweets her suicide attempt.

R.I.P. Nate Dogg.

Stephen King is writing another Dark Tower book.

Happy birthday Jerry Lewis!

V.19 No.36 | 9/9/2010

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The Daily Word 9.06.10: ELO hay bale, puppy killer and Jerry Lewis’ fantasy life.

The Daily Word

It’s Slaybor Day.

ELO’s Mike Edwards was killed by a giant bale of hay. What a terrible thing to lose.

There were six earthquakes in Oklahoma.

Van der Sloot. Travolta. Extortion.

There was a Guatemalan mudslide.

A horrible girl threw puppies in the river (like in Blood Meridian!)

Craigslist has censored their adult ads.

There’s some kind of weird Joaquin Phoenix movie.

Jerry Lewis wants to hit Lindsay Lohan. And then he woud spank her… And then… And then…

A time-travelling hipster was caught in this 1905 photo.

Here’s a hipster dinosaur coloring book.

A woman ate 181 chicken wings.

Another severed foot was found in Vancouver.

See the new Sasquatch footage from Oregon.

Sad Albuquerque drunk endangers child.

A violent rapist remains at large in the Q.

An Albuquerque Goodwill store got some explosives and weed.

Happy birthday, Rhett Miller.