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V.21 No.26 | 6/28/2012

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The Daily Word in stalker apps, boos in Boston and impostor chiles

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Rupert Murdoch considers splitting News Corp. in two.

Studies funded by the Alzheimer’s Society find that dementia may be caused by a stressful lifestyle.

Facebook cancels its “Find Friends Nearby” app, also affectionately referred to as the “Stalker App.”

President Obama is booed in Boston after making a joke about the Red Sox’ recently departed third baseman Kevin Youkilis.

Rielle Hunter and John Edwards have broken up.

Travel site Orbitz will display more expensive hotels to Mac users than PC users searching the same site.

Bath salts? A Texas man attacks a dog and then proceeds to eat it after police say he took a synthetic drug.

A law that aims to stop impostor New Mexico chiles goes into effect on Sunday.

James Cameron plans to shoot Avatar 2, 3 and 4 starting this fall.

Consensus No. 1 overall NBA Draft pick Anthony Davis trademarks two phrases pertaining to his distinct unibrow.

A Jew-hating Elmo is booted out of Central Park.

Turkey vows to retaliate after Syria shoots down their fighter jet.

Subway construction in Greece leads to a discovery of an ancient Roman road.

Former Truth or Consequences police officer Noah Pestak might face a statutory rape charge after marrying a 15-year-old last month.

Happy Birthday, Mick Jones!

V.21 No.23 | 6/7/2012

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The Daily Word in Obama cyberattacks, Zombie Apocalypse, Kanye tweets

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UN Rights Council looking into mass killings in Syria which many believe to be the work of Syrian government.

Obama’s role in cyberattacks on Iran.

Motorcyclist killed in hit-and-run on I-25.

Saturday is Free Fishing Day—no licenses or stamps required.

Looks like John Edwards will walk free.

Details on the Seattle man who killed five in a cafe on Wednesday and then offed himself.

Relatives of the homeless (and now faceless) man who was attacked in Miami didn't know he was still alive. In related news, a Baltimore student snacks on a man’s brain and heart. Meanwhile, CDC denies Zombie Apocalypse.

Bieber has a thing for walking into plate-glass.

Where to go for free doughnuts on National Doughnut Day.

If you've ever been pissed that your custom-ordered Persian rugs didn't come with the proper cherub imagery, maybe you'll sympathize with these embroidered Kanye tweets.

Invention of the year— spray-bottle Sriracha. Somebody get a patent, stat!

Speaking of inventions, MIT students turn bananas, cat tongues and stairs into computer keys.

This guy should teach New Mexicans to parallel park. Just sayin’.

Gay Green Lantern.

V.19 No.4 |

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The Daily Word 01.28.10: Feet, Divorce, Neil Patrick Harris

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President Obama gave his first State of the Union address last night. Here are some partisan responses.

"American Idol" was on last night, which wouldn't be news except for the presence of ABQ's fave son, Neil Patrick Harris, as guest judge.

Speaking of judges, Justice Alito comported himself poorly at last night's speech.

Extreme cold is a sign of climate change, geniuses.

Foot and running scientists say humans were made to run barefoot, which makes the fact that I was born with Nikes on weird, but whatever.

John and Elizabeth Edwards separate after 30 years of marriage.

They cancelled "Ugly Betty," a show that is apparently still on.

NM lady guest of First Lady's at speech.

It's Alan Alda's birthday.

V.19 No.3 |

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The Daily Word 01.27.10: Tough on Dungeonmasters, Tough on Crime, Alien Implants

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Obama's state of the union address starts at 7pm tonight.

That undercover ACORN pimp was arrested for trying to tap a sitting Senator's phone.

Thank God John Edwards never became president.

Mayor Berry unveiled his strategy to lower property crimes.

The last West Mesa victim has been identified.

It looks like you won't be able to level-up your Dark Elf from jail anymore.

This new retro television is kind of sweet.

Stupid teens! Teen pregnancy is on the rise.

Here is a list of the 35 least-essential items from the Skymall catalogue. Can you guess which one lives in the Alibi lobby?

Expert advice on removing your alien implants.

Here's a handy chart showing all the evil corporations that run your life.