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V.25 No.2 | 01/14/2016

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The Daily Word in protecting the Petroglyph National Monument, pharma bro and hangover-less booze

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New Mexico may soon have two different driver's licenses in order to comply with the Federal Real ID law.

Albuquerque may purchase land adjoining the Petroglyph National Monument in an effort to thwart development near the ancient site.

A local teen with Down Syndrome was robbed of his tablets, computer and other electronics he uses for school and to communicate with others.

Here is Stephen Hawking's list of top ways humans will destroy themselves and the planet.

Donald Trump proves lacking in knowledge of the Bible.

Experts agree Sarah Palin must be the surprise guest at a Trump rally today.

Univision Inc. now owns the controlling interest in the satire publication The Onion.

North Korea claims to have invented booze that won't give one a hangover.

Bro, don't call him "pharma bro" anymore, bro.

V.24 No.10 | 3/5/2015

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The Daily Word in sexy baby names, tomato violence, and fine dining for second graders

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A punk band made up of musicians with learning disabilities will represent Finland at the Eurovision Song Contest.

Second graders enjoy fine dining.

According to a recent survey, these are the sexiest baby names.

Lady Gaga had more than a nip slip on a recent movie shoot.

A skydiver was saved after a midair seizure.

Dictator Kim Jong Un is ever more pissed at the U.S., and has told his army to prepare for war.

A Tomato Festival in Melbourne went awry.

Canadian money has been Spocked.

This Is Spinal Tap was released 31 years ago today.

Here’s a list of the most offensive foods to eat at your work desk.

Happy 21st Birthday, Justin Bieber!

V.23 No.11 | 3/13/2014

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The Daily Word in funny drug news and other things.

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Did Flight MH370 disintigrate in midair?

A smoldering body was found in San Diego.

A Decatur woman with Alzheimer’s was living with her husband’s dead body for a month.

In Greeley, stoners can’t get haircuts at Hugo’s Barber Shop. LSD is probably okay, though.

There was an election and everyone voted for Kim Jong Un. Dennis Rodman won’t go visit him again, though.

Hipsters like obscure bands, then stop liking them when they achieve commercial success.

Mercury, the cat with no arms, amuses humans by walking upright.

Drug users are reportedly being extorted by people posing as DEA agents. Drug users who are approached by these fake agents should, um, contact the DEA immediately.

An Albuquerque man is in custody after police learned he had been holding his wife hostage in their home for the past four days. The wife escaped and called police from a neighbor’s house when the man went to get cigarettes. The man then hid from police in his mother’s house. Drugs may have been involved.

Tesla’s new battery factory might be in New Mexico. Deja vu.

Happy birthday, Chuck Norris.

V.23 No.8 | 2/20/2014

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The Daily Word in Snake Salvation, Sid Ceasar and the Craigslist Killer

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Craigslist Killer Miranda Barbour confesses to more than 22 murders.

We may be facing a Clown Crisis.

Reportedly, Kim Jong Un drowns babies.

“Snake Salvation” reality star Pastor Jamie Coots died of a snake bite.

Rest in peace, Sid Ceasar.

A Pixar artist made a children’s book of mature scenes from iconic films.

Learn how to stretch your cell phone’s charge in a power outage.

Throughout history, humans have made up games that torture animals.

NBC smuggled its own secret Starbucks into the Olympics.

Love affects Facebook activity.

See a 17-year-old Prince.

Bosque fire alert.

Dennis Anderson found a gunshot victim in his bed.

There is a possible radiation leak at WIPP.

Happy birthday Paris Hilton.

V.23 No.1 |

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The Daily Word in New Mexico pot, Aiken for Congress and brutal punishment

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A stranded research vessel in Antarctica makes people question whether it's safe for tourists to venture to the icy continent.

A report says that Jang Song Thaek of North Korea (and five of his associates) were fed to starving dogs.

The Justice Department disagrees with Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor's contraception opposition for religious-based organizations in regards to the Affordable Care Act.

Remember Clay Aiken? Me neither. But apparently he wants to run for Congress.

A man was struck and killed by a vehicle this morning while trying to cross Montgomery Boulevard.

Move over Colorado. New Mexico may be next.

APD says that 9-year-old Omaree Varela (who was killed by his mother) had reported being abused to school officials a year before his death.

While same-sex marriage is now legal in New Mexico, it's still considered unlawful in Navajo Nation.

Naughty America wants your unused gift cards!

V.21 No.28 | 7/12/2012

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The Daily Word in popular zoos, record heat and internet madness

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It’s official; the last 12 months have been the hottest ever recorded in the United States.

Fans in Kansas City endlessly boo New York Yankee Robinson Cano during the Home Run Derby.

Spain’s banks are next in line for a bailout by the European Union.

Who is the mystery woman routinely appearing with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un?

The ABQ BioPark Zoo is New Mexico’s most visited attraction, beating out White Sands National Monument and Carlsbad Caverns.

A law in Indiana that could have prevented low-income women from using Medicaid for reproductive care is declared illegal.

Apple drops its “green” electronics certification from its products.

The internet could be creating forms of mental illness.

Some Muslim clerics are calling for the demolition of Egypt’s Great Pyramids.

Happy Birthday, Nikola Tesla!

V.21 No.22 |

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The Daily Word in armed service, election fallout and the miracle of flight

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On this day in 1944, D-Day, Allied forces invaded the shores of Normandy, France.

More than 1,200 firefighters are working to contain the Whitewater-Baldy Complex fire.

Afghan civilians suffer throughout latest wave of deadly violence.

Primary election results are in: Martin Heinrich and Heather Wilson will face off in November’s U.S. Senate race, Michelle Lujan-Grisham rose to top Eric Griego and Martin Chavez in CD1, Kari Brandenburg defeated her Democratic rival, Michael Wiener got trounced and Karen Montoya was the Dems’ choice for PRC district 1.

Thus, the general election season is on; brace yourself.

In Wisconsin, supporters of governor Scott Walker are celebrating. Walker outspent his Democratic opponent by a 7 to 1 margin.

Spectacular ultra-high-def views of yesterday’s rare transit (Warning: cheesy music).

The Army plans to review nearly 200,000 medical files to examine whether soldiers’ mental health diagnoses were downgraded to cut costs in pension payments.

A group of Muslims in New Jersey filed federal suit against NYPD, alleging unconstitutional surveillance.

Kim Jong Un makes kids cry.

Grief affects us all differently; this artist coped with the sudden loss of his cat by turning its remains into a remote-controlled helicopter.

V.21 No.2 |

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The Daily Word in capsized cruise ship, crashing Mars probe, self-whistleblowing bank robber.

Happy Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day!

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Captain receiving blame for cruise ship capsize off the coast of Italy. Also, an Albuquerque couple was among the survivors.

The Earth's crust in New Mexico is stretching.

Jon Huntsman to drop out of 2012 race and endorse Romney.

First ad from Colbert's super PAC attacking Mitt.

Lobos win first conference game 72-62 at Wyoming.

The 'atrocious' officiating of the NFL playoffs.

A word from Kim Jong Un's best friends from growing up.

May I please have all of these for my birthday?: Astronomy illustrations from 1868-1881.

Russia's Mars probe crashes into the Pacific.

Urban camo.

Bank robber calls 911 on himself.

Why only men like comic books.

Jay-Z bans the "B-word" and gets a nasty response.

Taliban leader reported dead in US drone strike.

Transsexual-averse Girl Scout calls for cookie boycott.

Jimmy Fallon as Tebowie.