Instagram claims the right to sell your photos.

Rappers on Instagram.

Nielson agrees to buy Arbitron.

Sixty seconds of (almost) silence at a Lamb of God concert.

A Swedish lady had skeleton sex.

Drunk Ron Swanson dances.

72 years of Batman logos.

Instant Cosby.

A monkey and a cat. A dog and a little boy.

Ducks are the best.

Lego movie scenes.

Is it Christmas?

Staircases.

Hey, Ho.

Albuquerque has $5.5 million to spend on Alibi ads.

A man escaped from an Albuquerque SWAT unit.

The adventures of Anthony Chavez.

Happy birthday Keith Richards.

Thanks to Susan Petersen, Oskar Petersen and Jacob Sanchez for the links.

Iran captured an American drone, it claims.

An earthquake rocked Anchorage.

News Corp. is shutting down its iPad newspaper, The Daily.

Shakira’s ex-boyfriend is suing her for $100 million.

A magician’s hair caught on fire.

Asperger’s disorder is no longer a psychiatric diagnosis.

Unborn babies battle in the womb.

The Czechs indicted Lamb of God’s singer on manslaughter charges.

There will be no apocalypse, Russians claim.

Spiders are getting bigger.

Cats eat pizza.

Animals yawn.

Denver’s UFOs might just be bugs.

James Bond is everywhere.

Celebrity tattoo artist Kat Von D has a stalker.

Marley’s Mellow Mood made kids sick.

Octomom's porn video was nominated for four AVN awards.

A Deming deputy shot himself.

Somebody was watching porn in a former cop’s house.

Look for stolen cars at the Motel 6 on Alameda.

Happy birthday Fred Armisen.

Thanks to Chris Johnson, Constance Moss and Susan Petersen for the link help.