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V.21 No.51 | 12/20/2012

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The Daily Word in weather delays, The Hobbit and Vodka for Elephants

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Shooting reported at elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut.

Lindsay Lohan’s storage locker could be auctioned off. Cue the Storage Wars jokes!

Some New Mexico schools delayed due to winter storm.

Is The Hobbit not living up to its hype?

Two New Mexico men alledgedly hired to kill Justin Bieber.

Prefer online shopping to braving the holiday crowds? Here are some tips for safer online shopping.

Memorable weather photos of 2012.

Apparently Vodka kept these elephants alive.

A corgi sleigh that is just too cute.

5 foolish Facebook-using criminals.

Stabbing victim found at sobriety checkpoint.

Chunky bracelets aren’t just for wearing anymore.

If you got your loved one a cat for Christmas.

V.21 No.47 | 11/22/2012

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The Daily Word in baby rhino, Hostess closing and suspicious coin

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The zoo recently welcomed a baby Rhino. Starting on Monday there will be a contest to name him. Look for it then on the BioPark’s Facebook page.

Hostess Brands is shutting it’s doors for good. Fear not, you can make Twinkies at home!

Apparently LiLo had no idea that she now has a half sister.

How exactly do you get a giant tree to Rockefeller center?

Ikea apologizes after previous forced labor charges resurface.

What would we do without the internet?

The reviews are in for Breaking dawn part 2.

Sandoval County voters lash out over election day mess ups.

“Suspicious coin” causes great concern.

NM Land Commissioner bans coyote killing contest that would have taken place on state land.

Shepherd in Germany raises adorable baby lamb.

V.21 No.38 |

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The Daily Word in drugged driving, class warfare, the 47 percent and fire tornados

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New Mexico's Court of Appeals ruled that convicted "drugged drivers" must install ignition interlocks, though the devices don't detect drugs.

Romney projects "class warfare" onto Obama whose campaign is stronger than his opponent's despite less cash flow. And Ann Romney defends her husband's efforts against GOP critics.

How Americans with jobs escape paying income taxes (by not making enough money to escape poverty). Paul Krugman chimes in about the "47 percent."

Extremist mobs protesting the anti-Islamic film made by some American nut job get violent in Pakistan.

Some crazy people spent days in line to get the new iPhone.

An article about the tiny home movement and new, tiny apartment units in New York (I thought they already had those).

Fiona Apple joins Willie Nelson and Snoop Dog in the arrested-in-West-Texas-for-possession-of-marijuana club.

Another officer-involved shooting in Albuquerque.

Republican First Congressional District candidate Janice Arnold-Jones portrays birth control benefits as an obligation to "pay for your recreational sex."

Lindsay Lohan plays Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime movie. Watch the "craptastic" trailer!

Fire tornados!

Places to go before global warming ruins them.

Weather: Highs in the low '90s through the weekend.

V.21 No.38 | 9/20/2012

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The Daily Word in sick pilots, LiLo arrested again, zoo prices

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I learned that trick in the 4th grade: American Airlines has been forced to cancel 250 flights this week as unhappy pilots “call in sick.”

The Chicago teachers’ strike has come to an end.

Mayor Berry didn’t talk with the City Council before raising zoo prices.

Space shuttle Endeavor becomes the last to take flight from now until forever.

The 2010 death of a high-profile lawyer that was ruled a suicide is now looking more like a murder.

Arsenic and old rice.

Lindsay Lohan has been arrested (again). This time she’s been charged with leaving the scene of a crime after it was reported she clipped a pedestrian with her car.

The wolves, they are safe.

Meet vegetable woman! She is my best friend.

Why flying used to be so much more awesome.

Life is hard when you’re addicted to money.

Man arrested for stealing his own impounded car.

R.I.P Steve Sabol.

V.21 No.26 |

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The Daily Word in world temperature record, Carlsbad wildfire, Breaking Bad tour

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Voters will get a say on Obamacare.

"Today my mother declared my bedroom a disaster area."

Millions are without power amid record heatwave across the U.S.

A sound historian at Indiana University recreated the oldest record in history using just a printed photograph of the album.

Sign up now for your ABQ Trolley Co. 'Breaking Bad' tour.

New wildfire burning near Carlsbad caverns has grown to 5,000 acres.

Best thing to do when accused of cat hoarding: Deny, deny, deny.

Scientists at Brookhaven National Laboratory break world temperature record with high of 7.2 Trillion degrees Fahrenheit.

Shooting in Hobbs has left one man dead and another arrested.

The news just does not get any more hard-hitting than Lindsay Lohan's hair evolution throughout the years.

Robert "Downy" Jr.

RIP Minitel (France's predecessor to the world wide web).

V.21 No.18 |

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The Daily Word in welcome back Vlad, dinosaur farts, on-the-run tooth fairy.

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Vladmir Putin returns to power.

American held hostage by Al Qaeda pleas with President Obama to meet terrorist demands in a video.

Abq man arrested on indecent exposure charges after going through the drive-thru of a Church's Chicken.

NM will receive nearly $11 million in federal funding to make improvements on community health care centers around the state.

Former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson wins Libertarian presidential nomination.

Man found dead in a barn at Churchill Downs hours after the Kentucky Derby. Police suspect foul play.

Dinosaur farts—the newest thing to blame for global warming.

Woody Allen and Lindsay Lohan? Hmmmm...

Man claiming to be the tooth fairy leads Texas cops on a high-speed chase.

The Avengers as dogs.

V.20 No.50 | 12/15/2011

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The Daily Word in Gingrich, mistletoe shotgun, Rod Blagojevich

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Democrats hedging bets on Romney vs. Gingrich.

But Gingrich’s sister is voting for Obama, due to Gingrich’s stance on gay rights.

Gov. Susana Martinez tries once again to disallow illegal immigrants from getting New Mexico licenses.

Local couple took a wrong turn into a snowstorm on their way back from Arizona. Wife died trying to find shelter.

The heralded tradition of blasting mistletoe with a shotgun is revitalized in Decatur, Ill.

The ashes of at least 274 U.S. troops were dumped in a Virginia landfill.

MoMA visitor falls and rips Picasso.

Illinois ex-Gov. Blago apologizes, still gets 14 years on 18 corruption counts. He was a mixed up guy. C’mon, all he really wanted to do was trade a Senate seat for cash and impersonate Elvis.

Finalists for UNM presidency interviewed today.

Albert Pujols goes to the Angels on a 10-year contract, reportedly worth at least $25 million a year.

Putin blames Hillary for protests over Russian parliament results.

It’s panda countin’ time.

In other cute animal news, these pets are ready for the cold.

Michigan vs. Wisconsin: The mitten wars.

Four killed in Juarez ambulance attack.

The long-awaited release of Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover.

Florida cops say man threw a bag of McDonald’s at a cashier, then passed out in his driveway.

V.20 No.42 |

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The Daily Word in Rail Runner hikes, more Gaddafi death videos, no KFC for Travolta

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Rail Runner raising fares in 45 days.

No lunch in Texas prisons on weekends.

New video of a bloody Gaddafi being dragged about challenges preliminary reports as to the nature of his death.

Two minor quakes hit the Bay Area same day as earthquake preparedness drills take place.

Travolta denied reservation at KFC while in UK for a Scientology conference.

Somebody was making fake checks in the Northeast Heights.

Rangers rally to tie World Series in dramatic fashion.

Lindsay Lohan show's up for community service at the L.A. County morgue, which, by the way, sells some awesome merch.

Seattle Hertz branch axes 25 Somali Muslims for length of prayer breaks.

Breaking down the ownership laws for exotic pets in lieu of the Ohio fiasco.

Cain makes changes to 9-9-9.

Ralph Montoya gets 25 years for murder of UNM professor and his girlfriend.

Murdoch ponies up $3.2 million for phone hack of murdered 13-year-old.

N.M. senators propose expansion of area in which Mexican nationals can visit in the state for a 30-day period.

Shaq cleared in kidnapping lawsuit.


V.20 No.41 |

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The Daily Word in Occupy Wall Street, Mitt Romney on free trade, Val Kilmer selling out

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Occupy Wall Street marches onward as protesters maintain hold of Lower Manhattan park.

Wall Street protests planned for Santa Fe and Taos.

Marathon runner takes a bus to the finish line.

Breaking news: Lindsay Lohan gets fired from community service program.

Mitt Romney writes for the Washington Post about free trade in China.

The Lead/Coal project has pissed people off. How about the Copper project?

Brewers step up and beat Cards to knot NLCS.

Crash in Colorado kills deputy and five kids.

Italian prime minister ekes out confidence vote.

35 Maryland Bloods charged in kidnapping and murder case. Oh, indeed.

Val Kilmer sells most of his ranch to an oil magnate. First there was The Island of Dr. Moreau, now this.

How eating disorders play into the health care wars.

Don't get lost in a corn maze.

John Bear went to see Lynyrd Skynyrd. And ZZ Top.

V.20 No.15 |

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The Daily Word 4.15.11: Ides of April

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A man and his pig.

Bosque Farms cop investigated for stealing stuff from the department. Third in a year.

Pollen count.

Tornado kills two in Oklahoma.

Meat contaminated with nasty bacteria.

Indiana House committee passes immigration bill.

World's first 3-D porno movie.

Arizona approves 'Birther' bill.

Brooke Mueller tries to pawn watch and stereo.

Marilyn Manson wants to be in Charles Manson biopic with Lindsay Lohan.

V.20 No.14 | 4/7/2011

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The Daily Word with Lindsay Lohan as Sharon Tate, Conflict in the Ivory Coast, Sperm-Killing Phones and Laptops

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Are phones and laptops contributing to low sperm counts?

Two Americans, including an MMA fighter, were shot and killed execution-style at the Tijuana border.

Obama calls upon U.N. and French forces to the Ivory Coast after former president Laurent Gbagbo refuses to leave.

Gamers are becoming physically ill after playing Nintendo’s new 3DS console.

Japan’s ocean radiation is 7.5 million times the legal limit.

Gadhafi’s forces in Libya are now starting to use human shields during airstrikes.

Lindsay Lohan could be playing the role of Sharon Tate in an upcoming Charles Manson-inspired film.

Are ultra-realistic 3D movies becoming just way too damned creepy?

The missing Bronx Zoo cobra was found. You can name it, too.

A SWAT conflict at the Rodeway Inn on Menaul ends in a suicide.

UConn defeated Butler last night to win the NCAA men’s college basketball tournament in probably the worst game I’ve ever seen.

V.20 No.10 |

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The Daily Word: Dalai Lama, Muslim hearings, Julianne Moore as Palin

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Charge up your electric car at Third and Marquette in Downtown Albuquerque.

Feds bust three clinics they say were dealing pills.

For the first time, Gov. Martinez uses the state plane--not the state jet.

Driver's license measure "eviscerated" in committee.

Richest person in the world now 38 percent richer. Guess where he lives? (Rhymes with Schmexico).

BBC reporters captured an tortured by Qaddafi's security.

Wisconsin union leaders promise two things: 1) a lawsuit and 2) the ousting of politicians who would snuff out their bargaining rights.

The Dalai Lama wants to give his political power to an elected representative.

Rep. Peter King's Muslim hearings begin today. He's said most mosques are run by radical imams.

Tucson shooter pleads not guilty. A victim still recovering from gunshot wounds went to the hearing to represent.

Nato forces may have accidentally killed the Afghan president's cousin.

Wait, we still care about Lindsay Lohan? She may go to jail today. In other tabloid-y news (same link), something something Britney Spears and Brangelina. (Seriously, it's been like a decade on Brangelina).

The celebrity contagion.

France shakes hands with Libya's rebel government.

Black people are leaving big cities and changing voter politics.

Julianne Moore is slated to play Sarah Palin on HBO.

V.19 No.38 | 9/23/2010

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The Daily Word 9.21.10: too many cats, toilet anaconda, lethal Bowflex machine

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The world’s oldest man just turned 114!

175 cats were removed from this Colorado man’s home. At least 85 of them were dead.

Friends don’t let friends use Bowflex.

You could win $100,000 dollars in this texting championship.

There’s a warrant out for Lindsay Lohan’s arrest after she failed a drug test.

Let’s all take a road trip to Germany’s 200th Oktoberfest.

When you start your car in the morning, watch out for falling kittens.

Out of all the places you could publicly urinate on, I probably wouldn’t choose a police station.

State Senator Mary Jane Garcia suffers a broken leg as she is mugged outside the Hotel Albuquerque.

Stop right there! There’s an anaconda in your toilet.

APD is asking a Washington D.C. think tank to look into why the hell we’re so violent.

A police chase ends with two head-on collisions at Second Street and Aztec last night.

V.19 No.36 | 9/9/2010

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The Daily Word 9.06.10: ELO hay bale, puppy killer and Jerry Lewis’ fantasy life.

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It’s Slaybor Day.

ELO’s Mike Edwards was killed by a giant bale of hay. What a terrible thing to lose.

There were six earthquakes in Oklahoma.

Van der Sloot. Travolta. Extortion.

There was a Guatemalan mudslide.

A horrible girl threw puppies in the river (like in Blood Meridian!)

Craigslist has censored their adult ads.

There’s some kind of weird Joaquin Phoenix movie.

Jerry Lewis wants to hit Lindsay Lohan. And then he woud spank her… And then… And then…

A time-travelling hipster was caught in this 1905 photo.

Here’s a hipster dinosaur coloring book.

A woman ate 181 chicken wings.

Another severed foot was found in Vancouver.

See the new Sasquatch footage from Oregon.

Sad Albuquerque drunk endangers child.

A violent rapist remains at large in the Q.

An Albuquerque Goodwill store got some explosives and weed.

Happy birthday, Rhett Miller.

V.19 No.30 | 7/29/2010

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The Daily Word 8.02.10: Afghanistan, Lohan and Batman all end with “an.”

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Ahmadinejad wants to debate Obama live on the Crazy Channel.

The Dutch pulled out of Afghanistan.

Lindsay Lohan is out of jail, but in rehab. Possibly this rehab center?

“I wear my sunglasses at…” Huh? Different Corey Hart.

Cuddly albino raccoon free to good home.

MIT students assisted in the Wikileaks leak.

A Batman #1 found in a yard-sale dresser will sell for more than $40,000. The next Batman cartoon will be available on Instant Watching in October.

Escaped Arizona killers are on the loose.

Magic bracelets make your bike go faster.

A Romanian woman was tortured by Commies. With photo.

A man was killed by the Rail Runner.

BP may seal the well today.

Westsiders' water is dark pee yellow.

Shark week at the aquarium.

The RNC is running out of dough.

Man robs Wendy's, then calls back to complain.

Senator wants to repeal the 14th amendment.

Los Alamos is launching its Smart Grid project for solar power development.

It’s Edward Furlong’s birthday. He played a young John Conner in Terminator 2. Here’s a song from his CD.