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V.24 No.24 | 6/11/2015

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The Daily Word in donuts, rabies and the Italian mob

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The Daily Word

A Texas resident was the first person to have a partial skull and scalp transplant.

This man sang and played guitar during his brain surgery.

Happy Donut Day! Here are a few creative ways to show your love for donuts.

Smoking reefer could actually improve your mental health.

In local news, a Walmart shopper on Coors unknowingly gave a rabid bat-hitchhiker a lift on her motorized wheelchair.

A man broke into a home in Hobbs, baked himself a potato, and did some yard work.

A 91-year-old man backed into a garage door for kicks.

Technology is shortening your life.

Several dozen politicians and mobsters were arrested in Rome yesterday as the Mayor cracks down on organized crime.

Two years after he blew the whistle on the NSA, Edward Snowden is seeing the fruits of his efforts.


V.24 No.8 | 2/19/2015

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The Daily Word in weather control, x-ray vision, high school detention, and falling beautifully

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The Daily Word

ISIS chopped more heads and threatened to conquer Rome for some reason.

Weaponized weather control is a possibility and a concern.

Party down at Studio 54.

Earth’s oldest living people share their secrets of longevity.

Don’t wear one of these gun t-shirts in Albuquerque, is my advice.

Scientists have discovered how to see through walls.

Who is box office champ of all SNL stars?

As the flick turns 30, here are 15 things you didn’t know about The Breakfast Club.

Interplanetary reality show set to launch: If you need me, I'll be on Mars.

Does the thought of having to live without Fido someday tear you apart inside? You can now custom order a stuffed animal that looks exactly like your pet.

Russian girls gone wild, and it's not pretty.

This pretty model bit it twice on the cat walk and kept on smiling. Happy Birthday, Agyness Deyn!

Wish you were here: Postcards from lands far, far away.

Boldly going where no man has gone before; every child’s favorite bibliophile turns 58 today. Live long and prosper, LeVar Burton!

Here's a clip of Jimmy Fallon as Jim Morrison, performing the theme song of Reading Rainbow.


V.19 No.7 | 2/18/2010

Hobo Hookup: Free Sardines!

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I left a can of Beach Cliff sardines on the Alibi box outside our office, free for the taking. Sardines are delicious and good for you. Sure, being hungry is good for you, too, and smoking is bad for you, and you can live to be 122 on a diet of only doilies (I think I sat behind her at Popejoy last Saturday), but sardines are awesome and I’ll kill anyone who says they’re not. Try living after I kill you. You can’t. Enjoy the sardines.


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