love notes

V.25 No.6 | 2/11/2016
Love Notes

Love Notes

You whispered in our ear, now we’ll whisper in theirs.
V.23 No.7 | 2/13/2014

love is the drug

All the Love Notes, Uncut and Un-spellchecked

And in alphabetical order

We could only pick some of these to run along the folio of each page in the print edition this week, but online there is no physical space to consider. And that’s why we love the Internet.

A mi cariño J, con lob y quises -L

Adrienne, Roberto and Mateo, you make my heart smile. Love you. Ninny

Antonia, you are the love of my life. Happiness is you. <3Nicole

Babe I have confidence in us and know we will be alright. Happy Valentine's!

Beloved X-14, perch on my shoulder like a parrot and I'll scratch your head.

Birds woo through fits of amorous tweet,you melt my soul in first greet

Blaze daddy, you make reggae beautiful

Brian, my everything, i love u more each day, here's to another year, Kristin

Bunny Bunny I love you, you are a great daughter! Love, Momma Pajama!

CAF—13 years together and who knew love could be so good?

Can't wait to spend a lifetime of Valentines Days with you Love Always....

carl, I wish you could replace will smith in the robot movie. love, offspring

Clay, 10 years of dorky, passionate,amazing, love. You're all I'll ever need. Love Audra

Cynthia P. My heart feels, you're the dream I want to make come true.

Dario, Thank you for sharing your smiles, kisses and music with me. Besotes, DoDRedhead

Dotrod, clean plate clubmember, bff, little spoon, dirty-clothes-nester, you complete me.ovariesB4Brovaries.N.

Ed: Looking forward to life-&-love w/you in the country Tiny Home! You ROCK! Julia

Enfreake, I'll always pay for your bean burrito with potatoes

Gomez: I'm sorry they cut your balls off. Love, Petey.

Grandma and Grandpa Torres, Thanks for your wisdom and generosity. love u- Kristin&Brian

Handsome, my heart overflows with love with love for you. Always and forever, Beauty

Happy Valentines Day My Handsome Man I'm Blessed to have you in my life!!!

Happy Valentines Day to my favorite blondes! You are both always in my heart.

Hey Meatspouse! Happy N+1th V-Day, where N is an arbitrarily large integer. <3 Sweetler

Hey Sugar-tits, I love you. Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day!

I love reading The Alibi, it makes me feel gooey inside

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!!!

I love you more than blue meth

I'm Clayble to say, you have Clayquered my heart.

Jocelyn- Happy v day we love u- Kristin and Brian

Josh and Colton, you are like 50mgps and HD porn after lunch

Julian, pour some weed crumbs on me

Kat, I love you (sometimes) in a non creepy way. Jami

Kim, you are nothing like courtney cox in friends

Kitty Cap, Keep sneaking into my bed and snuggling me. I love you- Kristin

linda beaver, I bought the car to talk to you

Marcy, you turn olive garden into the party garden

Maybe marriage has me a little high, but you'll always be my favorite datura.

Miss Logos, finally I know how you feel. It makes all the difference. XOXO.

Mitch, thank you for being my best friend. I love you. Jami

MKSol, I luv u n miss u bby. Keep up the good work. <3

MXG, you have become my home. I am thankful for our life together. -JFK

My Dearest SexyB & Pikey, I love & miss you! Love, BriBri

My love can't be seen, heard, or touched but, it's felt in my heart

My love for you is like, my love for alcohol-fresh!

My name is Sandy and I love candy.

Narnar, you are my favorite water baba.

Nena, I'll brush your hair until it falls out, kiss your baldness forever lvpr

Never doubt how much you mean to me and how much I Love You!!!

Nicole, as the sands of time run through my love will be with you.

Officer Trujillo, your hair looked good, like real good

Oh my dear Medusa, I love it when we get stoned together. -Perseus

Osiris, you're hot enough that i'll humor your opinion on ra's al ghul

Oskar—Stop, stop, stop controlling my mind. Love, Dad.

Room 15 at Painted Sky, Ms.Shay loves you and thinks you're the coolest!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'll pick up the dog doo for you!

SABERTOOTH LOVES WOLVERINE! And Jodi! And Rebecca! 14. Aloha. Ooosh. Yip. Explosions. Amor, Jinero!

Sandra, I love looking at your pretty ears—Love, Lance

Santana, I'd let you borrow my sleeping bag at least 3 more times

SlimHalwzy, there is always that one person that will always have ur heart..

Smoochy smoochy, my sweet smizmar.

Three heads, six eyes, twelve paws. I love you my Cerberus pack.

To Boss Lady, you see cool stuff, know awesome ways and it makes sense.

To Dennis, Best. Husband. Ever. I love you, always. Love, Pumpkin. :)

To Emily, the silly, sweet, smart, and beautiful daughter of mine- Mommy loves you!!!

to my handsome witty charming bruiser skier .. my love grows steeper every year...kisses...french...hjc

We love you MAMA ROCCO and Don! Love- Brian and Kristin

When she bleeds its red, and her lovely skeleton shows. Love you, little troll!

You make me crazy, you drive me wild! What's not to love?!

You're fuzzy and warm and love me unconditionally! What more can a girl want?


V.23 No.6 | 2/6/2014

love is the drug

Don’t Suffer in Silence: Send free Love Notes to the object(s) of your affection

In Woody Allen’s 1975 Russophile-lit satire Love and Death, Sonja (Diane Keaton) dispenses some of the best love advice ever captured on celluloid.

“To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.”

Sure, as that Nazareth song goes, love hurts, scars, wounds and mars. But the payoff that sometimes accompanies ardor, passion and devotion is pretty terrific. So, whether you’ve already locked down your sweetheart or not, send a sweet or sexy—and did I mention free?—Love Note to your beloved in the Alibi’s Valentine’s Day issue. Love Notes must be 14 words or less and be submitted by noon on Feb. 5 at Caveats: Don’t use your sweetie’s last name, but pet names and initials are cool. And while we’re well aware that haters gon‘ hate, these are Love Notes. It’s totally free, and creating a user account at is a breeze. In the immortal words of Marvin Gaye, let’s get it on.

V.21 No.6 | 2/9/2012

Love Notes

You, our beloved readers, submitted hundreds of short messages to your sweethearts. We printed them in this week’s issue, and you can read them all here.

V.21 No.3 | 1/19/2012

love is the drug

Alibi Love Notes return again

Last year, Weekly Alibi revived its long-haired, Luddite, pre-instant-messaging tradition of free Love Notes running in our print (and web) Valentine’s issue. It was a hit, so we’re doing it again. The big issue is February 9, the deadline is Feb. 1.

Submit your Love Notes here!

V.20 No.1 | 1/6/2011

love is the drug

Alibi Love Notes return

Remember when we used to do these back in, like, 1997? Before the interwebs gave us all free porn and music? When only birds could tweet? When cell phones were the size of a cinder block? Oh, you weren’t born yet? Well, here’s the scoop: Weekly Alibi is giving away free Love Notes to be printed (and, duh, made available online) in our Feb. 10 Valentine's issue. All you need to do is submit your message (25 words or less) by noon on February 2. Then sit back and wait for your sweetie to reciprocate.

The rules:

• Do not call the Weekly Alibi office. We never answer the phone anyway.

Alibi Love Notes are in no way associated with the personals. (These are our personals.)

• Please do not use your beloved's last name. First names, initials and pet names (e.g. “Smootchy-kins” or “Cream-puffins”) are fine.

• This is a forum for lovers only, not haters. If you've got something nasty to say, don't waste our time. And please, no stalkers. (Stalkers, read that last line again.)

Weekly Alibi assumes no responsibility for broken hearts, misunderstandings, false promises, STDs or unwanted pregnancies; we've got problems of our own.

• Twenty-five (25) words is the limit for each Love Note. Our computer will count for you, but it won’t spellcheck. (Hmm, is spell-check hyphenated?)

Submit your Love Notes here!