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V.24 No.51 | 12/17/2015
Shoulder Voices
Bobby Foster

Music

Voices from the shoulder

Shoulder Voices Play Burt's Tiki Lounge on Friday
V.24 No.41 | 10/8/2015

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The Daily Word: Tradition

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All day.

Traditional birth.

Kinky.

Weird to you, routine to them.

Total Eclipse of the brain.

R.I.P Pablow.

Foreign Food.

The tradition of shame.

The secrets of tradition.

Appreciation.

V.24 No.12 | 3/19/2015

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The Daily Word in narcolepsy, nausea, isolation and hallucinations

The Daily Word

A man was rolling a joint on the NYC Subway when he fell asleep.

A barfing bride strives to overcome her vomiting phobia before the day of her nauseating nuptials.

The average American wedding now costs $31,000.

Edward Snowden held a secret virtual meeting at SXSW.

In local news, a man shot his ex-girlfriend because the neighbor’s dog told him to do it.

Eccentric millionaire Robert Durst accidentally confessed to three murders.

Isolation and loneliness can have serious effects on your noodle.

Ron Jeremy turns 62 today! Here he is paying homage to Miley Cyrus.

V.23 No.36 |

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The Daily Word in Miley Cyrus' junk, Pablo Escobar's weird brother and Albuquerque's delicious tap water

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Members of a church in Alamogordo showed their distaste for Satan by burning the Devil in effigy.

Albuquerque has some of the tastiest water in the nation.

Mayor Berry and APD chief Eden are on a junket to Vegas for better policing ideas.

That controversial national police shooting competition is on for this weekend in Albuquerque.

Meet Pablo Escobar's eccentric brother Roberto!

Miley Cyrus is having her first art show featuring "a bunch of junk glued to stuff".

Nifty-neato collection of c. 1900 "lifeboat men" drawings.

Much to others' dismay, China is building it's own islands in the South China Sea.

Live coverage of today's iPhone 6 release.

Climate change will likely cause some species of birds to move or go extinct.

There's a longer video of Ray Rice knocking out his girlfriend in an elevator.

V.23 No.22 |

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The Daily Word in an Edward Snowden film, the latest APD protest and van Gogh's ear

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13 protesters were arrested after forcing their way into the mayor's office yesterday.

The family of lawyer Mary Han, who died under suspicious circumstances in 2010, is suing her former partner, lawyer Paul Kennedy.

Some folks grew a replica of van Gogh's ear.

Ride share company Lyft continues its operations despite a PRC order to cease and desist.

The United States made a prisoner exchange with the Taliban.

Mother Jones put together a spreadsheet detailing all the mass shootings in the US from 1982-2012.

The Russian troll army.

There was a precedent-setting judgement against a patent troll in California.

Someone stole Miley Cyrus' Maserati.

Read about the Satyrs, America's oldest gay motorcycle club.

An Edward Snowden film is in the works and is to be directed by Oliver Stone.

The shin-kicking championships.

George Jung, the cocaine cowboy portrayed by Johnny Depp in Blow, is out of prison.

V.22 No.49 | 12/5/2013

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The Daily Word in exploding whales, Nexus Brewery and aging rockers

The Daily Word

NASA is starting a moon garden.

The Denver Post has appointed a pot editor.

Think up a really good nuclear launch code.

Remember these G.I. Joe PSA parodies?

Dad colored in his kids’ drawings.

This exploding sperm whale is pretty much what I felt like last night.

Does your house have a creepy door?

A nearby skate park bothers Rob Zombie.

Enjoy this seemingly endless menagerie of aging rock stars.

Here’s the scary version of a Miley Cyrus song.

A local man gave a very unhappy Thanksgiving to two dogs.

There were also some very unhappy Thanksgiving car crashes.

Guy Fieri visited Nexus Brewery.

Happy birthday Kim Delaney.

V.22 No.46 | 11/14/2013

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The Daily Word in The Onion, Atheist Churches and Sunday Mail Delivery

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The US Postal Service made a deal with Amazon for Sunday mail delivery.

Typhoon Haiyan killed 10,000 people.

On this day, the end of WWI.

Atheist churches are the new trend. I don’t know if you have to dress up.

The Onion is stopping print operations.

Biologists removed an arrow from a deer’s head, much to the chagrin of geologists.

Miley Cyrus smoked pot on stage.

Dogs don’t want to be friends.

Enjoy these old-timey prostitute photos.

Sleep is good for you.

The tuba player got scared.

Somebody bought a bunch of Carl Sagan tapes at a thrift store.

Jason Kerns’ seven-hour police standoff closed down the freeway Friday night.

Sipapu will open for skiing next Saturday.

Happy birthday Marshall Crenshaw.

V.22 No.34 |

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The Daily Word in Syrian interventions, Albuquerque abortion bans, and OMG Miley Cyrus

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The Fort Hood gunman had an opportunity to make a final statement before sentencing. Here is a (paraphrased) transcript, "Defendant shrugged shoulders and mumbled 'Whatever man.'"

Santa Fe mulls over the eternal question of paper or plastic. Decides on paper. For everyone.

Yes, art can be a crime. In Russia. When it's a painting of Putin and Medvedev in women's underwear.

Looks like the abortion question will be on a Bernalillo County ballot sometime soon. Probably in a special election. Which will cost hundreds of thousands of dollars. To decide on a ban that is already unconstitutional and will no doubt be overturned.

50 years after Martin Luther King, Jr. and the fight goes on.

Albuquerque is a top 20 city for early 20-somethings! Mainly because it's cheap to live here.

Looks like some kind of military intervention in Syria is inevitable.

But don't think about that. Miley Cyrus did a thing!

V.22 No.29 |

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The Daily Word in nuclear secrets, Subway's dick bread and nightmare visions of Miley Cyrus

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A Los Alamos vault that nobody "knew about" (but lots of people knew about) has been opened.

A private audit of New Mexico's mental health providers is apparently quite critical. So nobody's allowed to look at it.

Based on this report that nobody's allowed to look at, the State is cutting back on funding for behavioral health services. Got a problem with that? Go to this meeting and do something about it.

Bees make art.

A Subway employee learned a valuable lesson: don't put your dong on sandwich bread, take a picture of it and then post it on Instagram for the world to see.

Everyone else also learned a valuable lesson: don't eat at the Subway at 5350 Tuttle Crossing in Columbus Ohio.

Florida's fountain of youth: on the one hand, it just might work. On the other, it's radioactive.

And the best way to enjoy Miley Cyrus's music is, well, without the music.

V.21 No.47 |

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The Daily Word in APD probe, Miley's pig and milk for inmates

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U.S. Justice Department announces it will investigate APD.

APD officer accused of encouraging neighbors to brawl to settle a dispute.

Smoking is dumb for you.

Best prank ever. By which we mean freaking scariest.

Napping baby art.

San Juan County inmates nearly riot over lack of milk at breakfast.

That Facebook privacy notice everyone's posting won't help you at all.

Bigfoot DNA results. Finally.

Albuquerque Authorities name their baby rhino Chopper rather than Bonbornio.

Scared red panda.

PETA gave Miley Cyrus a pig for her birthday. She didn't get it.

Fiona Apple cancels a tour to spend time with her dying pit bull, Janet.

L.A. might ban circuses from having pachyderms. (Also, best Primus song.)

Worst logos ever.

Happy birthday, Bruce Lee and Jimi Hendrix.

V.20 No.31 | 8/4/2011

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The Daily Word with drunk children, airline shutdowns, dyslexia, gluten and Amy Winehouse secrets

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Santa Fe 12-year-old charged with DWI.

What’s cuter: A cat/bunny or a mariachi trio serenading a Beluga whale?

It’s plague season: the fifth case of Hantavirus has been reported in N.M.

After nickel-and-diming the debt ceiling, lawmakers ran out to summer recess before resolving an FAA shutdown that’s costing taxpayers $1 billion a month.

Morrissey / The Smiths will become comic book heroes. Also, Marvel unveils biracial Spider-Man.

The U.S. is finally joining the developed world by moving birth control under health insurance coverage—but there are some catches and a whole lot of misinformation.

A new font designed to help dyslexics read.

The FDA still hasn’t defined when foods can be labeled “gluten free.”

If your house was on fire, would you take this stuff with you?

Ousted Egyptian leader Hosni Mubarak stands trail.

Pro-bike mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania says “Nice parking job, asshole!” to a Mercedes ... with a tank.

Steer clear of ground turkey for a while.

Haiti braces for tropical storm Emily, more devastation.

Everyone stop what you’re doing: Miley Cyrus got a “gay marriage” tattoo.

Also, Amy Winehouse was secretly engaged.

V.20 No.6 | 2/10/2011

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The Daily Word 2.4.11: Gas Outages Everywhere, Walmart to Conquer NYC, Puppy Bowl

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We’re still under a state of emergency due to the gas outage, so lower your thermostats and turn off any appliances you’re not using.

Meanwhile, Mexico rescinds its offer to send electricity to gas-short Texas.

City leaders in Long Beach are asking for teens to pick up their sagging pants in respect of Black History Month.

Don’t violently barrage your mailman with snowballs.

ADHD could could be caused by certain types of foods.

What a little rebel! Miley Cyrus gets tattoo number five.

Rejoice, NYC, for Walmart is on the verge of sinking their fangs into you.

If you’re not a football fan but just a fan of all things adorable, Animal Planet will be showing its annual Puppy Bowl. Puppies!

Fashion designer Kenneth Cole apologizes for his jackassy self-promoting Egypt tweet.

APS extends Superintendent Winston Brooks’ contract.