Our kids are dancing! They’re dancing and focusing and doing their chores! Hallelujah!

Here, let Tony Blair show you how to pose gracefully for a Christmas card.

A former UPS employee is suing the company for allegedly firing her for being pregnant.

Science says alcohol gives us energy and we’ve probably been drinking it for millions of years! Cheers!

Coca-Cola will soon sell milk! And by the looks of their advertisements, that milk is going to be sexy! LOL. LOL. LOL.

This Pomeranian dressed like Elvis understands life better than any of us ever will.

Japan-based company makes realistic looking, creepy food jewelry. We want the spaghetti necklace, banana hair clip and chocolate chip cookie hair tie!

Save nudity and “pornography” for Coca-Cola milk products, Florida!

I bring my unruly friends to the grocery store where my Sister-in-law, D, works. They try to perpetrate a scam of buying a large milk for the small milk sale price. Discovered, they try to make it look like I was the instigator. D is nice and trusting but her job is now in danger. One of my friends is now dancing on the shelves, knocking off the merchandise. I try to disown the whole situation.

We may finally have someone to blame for starting the Wallow Fire.

Meanwhile, firefighters in Rio Rancho are penalized for harrasing a rookie and his "private part."

After 33 years of foot-dragging, the FDA will start regulating sunscreen like it should have been all along. The Alibi's Miss Diagnosis rejoices.

The ever-resourceful yakuza and their crime syndicate overlords are capitalizing on Japan's tsunami disaster.

Chaos in Greece.

For my July 1 birthday, L.A. schools are banning flavored milk.

Meanwhile, two landmark court rulings favor students' free speech when they're online at home.

Here are five things to keep an eye on as Republican presidential challengers start lining up.

The 2011 E3 booth babes [NSFW ads] and the lonely dudes who photograph them.