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V.21 No.49 | 12/6/2012

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The Daily Word in the Octomom, earthquakes and Marley’s Mellow Mood.

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Iran captured an American drone, it claims.

An earthquake rocked Anchorage.

News Corp. is shutting down its iPad newspaper, The Daily.

Shakira’s ex-boyfriend is suing her for $100 million.

A magician’s hair caught on fire.

Asperger’s disorder is no longer a psychiatric diagnosis.

Unborn babies battle in the womb.

The Czechs indicted Lamb of God’s singer on manslaughter charges.

There will be no apocalypse, Russians claim.

Spiders are getting bigger.

Cats eat pizza.

Animals yawn.

Denver’s UFOs might just be bugs.

James Bond is everywhere.

Celebrity tattoo artist Kat Von D has a stalker.

Marley’s Mellow Mood made kids sick.

Octomom's porn video was nominated for four AVN awards.

A Deming deputy shot himself.

Somebody was watching porn in a former cop’s house.

Look for stolen cars at the Motel 6 on Alameda.

Happy birthday Fred Armisen.

Thanks to Chris Johnson, Constance Moss and Susan Petersen for the link help.

V.21 No.26 | 6/28/2012

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The Daily Word in stalker apps, boos in Boston and impostor chiles

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Rupert Murdoch considers splitting News Corp. in two.

Studies funded by the Alzheimer’s Society find that dementia may be caused by a stressful lifestyle.

Facebook cancels its “Find Friends Nearby” app, also affectionately referred to as the “Stalker App.”

President Obama is booed in Boston after making a joke about the Red Sox’ recently departed third baseman Kevin Youkilis.

Rielle Hunter and John Edwards have broken up.

Travel site Orbitz will display more expensive hotels to Mac users than PC users searching the same site.

Bath salts? A Texas man attacks a dog and then proceeds to eat it after police say he took a synthetic drug.

A law that aims to stop impostor New Mexico chiles goes into effect on Sunday.

James Cameron plans to shoot Avatar 2, 3 and 4 starting this fall.

Consensus No. 1 overall NBA Draft pick Anthony Davis trademarks two phrases pertaining to his distinct unibrow.

A Jew-hating Elmo is booted out of Central Park.

Turkey vows to retaliate after Syria shoots down their fighter jet.

Subway construction in Greece leads to a discovery of an ancient Roman road.

Former Truth or Consequences police officer Noah Pestak might face a statutory rape charge after marrying a 15-year-old last month.

Happy Birthday, Mick Jones!

V.19 No.48 | 12/2/2010

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The Daily Word 11.30.10: ant-covered Jesus, epic snowball fight, recycled jeans Focus

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In light of the Christmas spirit, the Smithsonian displays, among other things, an ant-covered Jesus.

You can no longer sit or lie on sidewalks in San Francisco.

An innocent snowball fight turns into a 500 person brawl in Germany.

China and North Korea are having a lover’s quarrel, according to the controversial WikiLeaks docs.

8 million people have stopped using their credit cards over the past year.

News Corp doesn’t know what the hell to do with struggling MySpace.

A casting agent for The Hobbit is fired for only looking at prospects with “light skin tones.”

A robber in Deming gets foiled when a package of empanadas is thrown at his head.

The new Ford Focus uses recycled jeans in its sound-deadening and carpet backing.

Fiji Water is no longer from Fiji.

This man, arrested 127 times, claims he is a victim of Albuquerque police.