Bernalillo County Sheriff's Office will be guarding an abandoned insane asylum over Halloween.

"Better not call Saul"

You will not be able to purchase the new Breaking Bad action figures at Toys "R" Us.

Oscar Pistorius got five years.

"Mr. President, don't touch my girlfriend."

Many employers do not like stretched earlobes.

Lets review the highlights of the 2014 Ig Nobel Prizes.

Don Imus is selling his New Mexico ranch.

The CEO of French oil company Total was killed in a fiery plane/drunken snowplow collision.

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South African Olympian Oscar Pistorius has been found guilty of manslaughter for the fatal shooting of his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp.

The Navy is searching for a missing pilot after two jets crashed into the Pacific Ocean.

A woman in Blackstone, Mass., was arrested after the remains of three infants were found in her home.

Sorry, Mr. President. I was expecting Beyoncé.

Around 250,000 people in Virginia will lose their health insurance at the end of November.

Rebel Donut is going to be featured on the show “Donut Showdown” tonight on the Cooking Channel!

A crafty thief used her kid as she stole a credit card, then proceeded to give herself the royal treatment with a shopping spree.

A woman and her 2-year-old son are on the mend after two dogs brutally attacked them.

On comparing Albuquerque violence to other cities …

Zeus, the world's tallest dog, passed away this week. RIP big guy.

It looks like Google Doodle brought out the big guns for Valentine's Day … oh yeah, it's Valentine's Day.

Joel McHale has been chosen to host the White House Correspondents dinner. It might get a little “Soup”-y.

Oscar Pistorius is “consumed by sorrow” over the fatal shooting of his girlfriend.

Word to the wise: If you don't pay your premiums, you don't keep your insurance.

A former teacher is accused of phoning in a bomb threat to the school he used to work at. Where do they find these people?

The mayor will announce the new police chief some time this morning.

So wait … does Viagra help horses run faster? So where should I place my bets? But let's keep this on the hush-hush, know what I'm saying?

Just in case you're getting flavored condoms for tonight …

Here’s a roundup of all the big 2013 Oscar winners.

New Mexico deputy was investigating a car accident when he was hit by a car.

Dozens of spectators injured at Daytona.

Oscar isn’t the only Pistorius facing murder charges.

An Albuquerque man was shot and killed last night.

Meet Kevin Michael Connolly, a surfer that was born with no legs.

Families search for loved ones that went missing during war.

22 moments from the Oscars that you have to see!

Former country star Mindy McCready found dead in what appears to be a suicide.

New Mexico non-profit aims to help the pets of the homeless.

Two charged in “witch burning” murder of Kepari Leniata.

Due to a form of Tinnitus Susan Root has had the same song stuck in her head for 3 years.

The police are investigating the death of a teen whose body was found at Caballo Lake.

An inmate with a history of escaping has been taken to an Albuquerque hospital.

New evidence found in Oscar Pistorius case.

It’s safe to say that people are really mad about the Downton Abbey season finale!

Relieved passengers of the Triumph are finally off the ship and headed home.

Bernalillo County Metro Court had 120 weddings scheduled yesterday.

Oscar Pistorius is now facing charges of premeditated murder.

Two more New Mexico children have died from the Flu. This brings the overall death toll up to 89.

A meteor hit Siberia!

Brangelina are entering the wine-making business.

The Farmington police are looking for a man who apparently threw semen on at least two women.

The Kangaroo golf course invasion of 2013!